Joke
 

Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big Showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's a feast of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren.
All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book "Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "party's just got started. How's about I get one of the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of the 'how's yer father?'"
"Fair play," nods Jim [well that's not his exact words, but you get the gist], "as long as she does the rest of the band, too."
"Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.
Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.
"All right, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending that service to me, do you?".
The young woman thinks about this for a second, and then says “What the hell!" and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work. Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the end, the door opens and Michael Caine bursts in. He grabs the young one by the back of the hair and slaps her hard across the face!
"Wh-what was that for?" she whimpers.
"I told you," Caine snarls.





"You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off..."

Nice one Daveyboy, I mean Richie.

You mean both are same???. :shock: :?

no what she means is we both tell porr jokes. although that one was absolutely hilarious and i doubt she even had time to read it :P

why would she be too busy spamming? :P

I hope so. And i'm not able read it either. May be tomorrow.

good one mate and ill bet itll go down better than my wife beating one :?

classic film, i refuse to watch the remake cos there are certain films touching is blasphemy and the italian job happens to be one of them.

Nah I did read it, it was long but the punchline was worth it!!

Cant let it F***ing lie can you?? :roll:

now, now.