Solutions
 

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic!
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto! the blockage will be almost instantly
removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes thus, reducing
the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, We Just Need To Remember What The Rules Of
Life Really Are...

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape, If it
doesn't move and should, use the WD-40; If it
shouldn't move and does, use the Duct Tape.

The five (5) most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship are, "I apologize," and "You are right."

Remember; Everyone seems normal until you get to know them!

Never pass-up an opportunity to go potty...

If you woke up breathing, Congratulations! You get
another chance.
And finally, Be really nice to your family and
friends, you never know when you might need them to
empty your bedpan!

Thanks for posting Andy :lol:

Stephanie

Re: Solutions
 

LMAO...these are the best ones...thanks a lot for posting andy :lol:

ha ha Thanks! :lol:

Very funny :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Those were funny!

Euk... That's disgusting! :?





Ha, I'm goint to have to try that!!!! :roll:

The key to successful living!!

Thanks Andy!

Tash

oh gosh these are hilarious. really was larfing out loud!!!!


thanks andy!

hih :D

What's WD-40? :oops:

http://www.wd40.com/Brands/jpg/pht_wd_big_blast_can.jpg

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