lawyer joke
 

a lawyer is walkign down the street one night when he sees 2 boys about 13 years old standing drinking bottles of buckfast tonic wine.

being the upstanding citizen he is he decides its his duty to stop them so he says " give me those bottles u shouldnt be drinking at your age"

one of the boy says "my grampa lived to 103"

the lawyer,. surprised replies "really? did he drink buckfast?"

the boy replies " no he minded his own ****ing business"

part 2:

the 2nd boy then said 2you're dressed pretty smart what do u do?"

the lawyer replied "im a lawyer son"

the boy said "wow honest?"

the lawyer replied "no, im just like the rest of them"

ill laugh but it'll be a fake one, in all honesty i liked the two black eyes one more :roll: