JOKE hav a bit of this
 

k a wee guys ridin about on his bike n a polis dude on a horse pulls him uP.

says: did ur mum get that off santa.

wee boy goes aye how?

r pols says n did she forget to tell santa to pt lights on the front n back of it?



wee boy says aye i suppose so.

copper says ok son tell ur Mun to ask santa to do that next year or ill have to fine u 40 quid.

wee boy says. did santa bring u that horse?

copper laughs n goes aye how?

wee boys says well next time tell santa the prick goes underneath it no on top of it

Anyone know a good online Scotish Translation site???

naw dae ye? :D

Re: JOKE hav a bit of this
 

Yes, I too also prefer Blackberry pie to the apple variety.

Hehe - So it wasn't just me then. I thought I was losing it!

That was funny!! :lol: :lol:

Tash

funny- eek thats not allowed!

TRANSLATION FOR THE NON DRUNK/NON SCOTTISH PEOPLE

a young chappie is riding down the road on his bike.

a police man stops him and says: did ur mum get that from santa sonny.

the young chappie says yes.

the police mans says did ur mum forget to tell santa to bring it with front and back lights?

the wee chappie says ye i suppose so

the nice police man says ok well next year tell ur mum to tell santa to get u a bike with front and back lights or ill have to fine u.

the wee chappie says ok. did u get ur horse from santa?

the nice police man laughs n says yea y?

the wee chappie says well next year tell santa the pricks supposed to go under the horse not on top of it.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! it makes so much sense now....... :shock:

Thanks for clearing that up for us Jim!

Stephanie