bon jovi commentary
 

I read this on a website called www.dontshakethebaby.com . the editorials there are interesting:

Bon jovi He's back, and exactly the same. Pure genius. When people told Bon Jovi to evolve his sound after Slippery When Wet, at least to keep up with the 80's, he was stolidly resolute. "They'll come back around" is what he stubbornly declared. And holy shit, he was right. 20 years of exactly the same song has paid dividends higher than a teenage goth at a Rob Zombie concert. I figure that all the old bon jovi fans had kids. The kids grew up and now like their daft parents listen to the sugary poison bereft of meaning that probably led to their drunken itchy conception in the poison oak patch on the outskirts of a bush party 15 years ago.

Bon Jovi is like sweet and sour pork you buy at the grocery store. It is a near approximation of the gross actual dish, just slightly more rubbery and disgusting. Does anyone wonder how it is that he is not actually aging?