i like them both equally

german shepards or collies

Well since my dog is a border collie I am rather biased and will go with that

Cat or Dog?

fish

mice or rats

mice



which is worse? burp or fart?

Fart, they smell worse whereas burps don't generally (unless I'm just weird), although farts have the funnier sound :lol:

Balrogs or cricket bats? :lol:

cricket bats





hockey or football

Football (and I do not mean soccer)

Movie or concert?

concert






Do you always know what to get people or not?

Definitely not.

Pam is making a personal appearance at the same time Bon Jovi is doing a small club show in your hometown. Which do you attend?