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Has anyone ever heard it? It's really weird song...I was listening to it for the first time the other day and at the the part where Jon's like, "And Heather Locklear is my wife, boy ain't I a lucky guy?" I started cracking up...anyone else hear this song?

I thought the song was a riot. The character is a paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur if there ever was one! I thought it was really cute of Jon to give a nod to Heather like that. I'm sure there are a lot of delusional men who would like for Heather to be their wife!

Becky

Tons and tons of them and Heather isn't their only delusion. :?

I never heard that song...

never understood why it was only released as a b-side, it's really a great song with super rythm, ten times better than "Naked" or "Learning How To Fall"... it should have been on "Destination Anywhere"!

I know the song but don't like the verse with Heather. It's not nice to talk like this about a band members wife and comparing a marriage with her to be controlled by Aliens.

I agree, lyrically its a really clever song. Quite catchy too.

Richie wrote it

I've never heard it...What is it about?

It IS on Destination anywhere. On the Japanese issue of it.