The penis working hours
 

The complaint:


I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

The response:

Dear Penis;

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You must be stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management :lol:

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO :D excellent!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I got this as an email...made me snort Pepsi out of my nose I was laughing so hard :oops: :lol:

Stephanie

hehehehehehehehe.
cool.

That is great! Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it. Today was a bad day...some guy threw a 45 lb. bag of dog food at me because he was mad he had to wait in line. :x I really needed a good laugh!

What an a$$hole! Seriously, what is wrong with some people?!!! :evil:

Stephanie

Very funny Alwyn