Football is UGLY! :P
 

Ugly fans

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This Turkey fan, complete with handsome black eye, looks to the camera for an answer to why he's still single. Must be the red hair, mate…

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He may not be conventionally good-looking, tanned or toned, but this eligible fan shows that he's a fashion-leader when it comes to cutting-edge neck scarves. Can't you just hear the crowds of women come running? Thought not…

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We can think of many, many things that "NUFC" could stand for. But don't listen to us- tell us what you think

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I don't think the comedy value of the whole Viking/wig/sunglasses thing translates very well on these shores- but there's one thing that bothers us more. Like how many gallons of paint were wasted on this idiot?

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Desperately trying to fit in amongst a youthful soccer crowd, this poor man seems to have got it all wrong.
When the lion on your hat is better looking than you, that's when you've got to worry.

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This joker with the Ken Dodd teeth seems to think there's something funny. He's so right. It's called "his face in a mirror."


Ugly injuries

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Arminia Bielefeld's Ewald Lienen could (almost) walk an audition for a gory horror movie with this stomach-churning performance after being literally sliced open by the studs of Werder Bremen's Norbert Siegmann.

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Ranger's Tore Andre Flo shoves some cotton wool up his nose and hopes for the best after being elbowed in the face.

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No comment!

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Wild-eyed Terry Butcher looks as if he's just hacked his way through a remake of the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". And from the look of that psycho smile, he ain't finished yet…

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Bordeaux's Laurent proves the French too are not afraid of gore, during this clash with Manchester United in 2000.

Beauty and the Beast

The age-old story of a beautiful woman meeting an ugly creature is told yet again in this section.

Some footballers with their wifes or girlfriends:

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Adriana Sklenarikova and Christian Karembeu

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Milene Rodrigues and Ronaldo

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Adriana Maldini and Paolo Maldini

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Caprice and Tony Adams

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Linda Evangelista and Fabien Barthez

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Magdalena Graaf and Magnus Hedman

and my favorite...Trifon Ivanov

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and of course Pierluigi Collina

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everything taken from http://www.uglyfootballers.com/

Ouch - those injuries look really nasty :?

Since when has Paolo Maldini been ugly??? :o

Collina is so cool 8) It's a shame he's not around anymore.

he refereed the opening game :)

he's being forced to retire after these championships though.

:oops: I thought he was meant to retire a while ago? :? Oh well... It just shows that I haven't been watching a single game so far, I was too busy rocking the weekend. It's gonna change tonight though.

:shock: Those injuries were terrible!!!

Wow those girls!!!!!!! :D

They are all too high maintenance :P :lol:

You mean i have to give for service now and then??. :lol: :lol:

:o terrible pictures ! but wait Karembeu and Ronaldo aren't that bad !