The Oompa's crack me up!
 

Question:
What kind of shampoo does jon use....Does he condition? if so for how long? Could i have the exact address, phone number and credit card numbers of each member of the band..um...if its not too personal..i wouldnt want to invade their privacy!!! Also i was wondering if you could give me any tips on how to stalk the boys....only if its not inapropriate of course! ThanksOh and by the way a friend of a friends cousins uncles, daughters husband claims to have an authentic tissue that jon used to wipe the sweat off his foehead in the SWW tour is there any way i can test its authenticity??? Thanks a bundle!!!!
asked by !@$@#!!!! on Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Answer:
A team of highly trained professionals assembly in a large airplane hangar to tackle the iconic coif - the details are not available to the public and are kept under lock and key at the Pentagon. All the info is available on the following website: honestlyiamnotastalker@wacko.com. Perhaps DNA testing, carbon dating and the Pepsi challenge could help?
answered by BON JOVI INFO HQ on Saturday, August 21 , 2004 12:28 AM

:idea: I wonder how much they are getting paid to give answers such as these? :roll: :lol:

:lol:
Someone seriously asked this? What an idiot :lol:

I think thats funny and would have given them a good laugh at BJHQ :lol:
they must get so bored answering the same questions over and over again.

Dawn

Aloha !

That's the sense of humor for 16 year old kids. :|

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

I think these questions are just ironic reactions to the loads of serious hair questions that were asked in the past days since the Kerry-video.

It's cute!! I asked a similar one that got into Q magazine. 8) :lol:

indeed, they asked this themselves Cowgirl :]