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GenoCyber 12-05-2004 05:53 PM

What was the most absurd hoax about the band or the members?
 
Every famous person appears on tabloids. They sell. They make money... and they´re always NEWS!!!

what´s the most uncommon hoax about Bon Jovi?

I´ve read that Jon is an android, a robot, a woman (transexual), and has many metal parts in his body!!!

I also have heard who took anabolic steroids and put a sock in his pants to get a better volume...

Becky 12-05-2004 06:26 PM

Richie fathered Cher's alien love child. This confirms that Richie is, in fact, an alien himself, lending credence to the rumors that Jon is also an alien.

Jon was Elvis's love child.

The liposuction thing.

Cher = Yoko

Jon doing weird things to hold onto his hair

David chopped his finger off while making a ham sandwich (a grain of truth in a falsehood).

And, while this never was in tabloids, there were the rumors spread by someone claiming to be Richie's son Ryan about Jon and Richie's "real" relationship. Also, Richie has another love child named Christie or Kelly or something like that. I don't know... one guy and one girl have claimed to be his children and actually corresponded with other fans under this guise.

It's a good thing not everyone is dumb enough to believe everything they hear or read or even see on TV. The printed press can make things up and radio and TV can edit real interviews and change the meaning. That was evident with MTV back in 1991 when Jon was nominated for a couple of VMAs for Blaze. They aired one interview edited to make it sound like the band was in trouble and the same interview less-edited where you heard the whole statement and it didn't give that impression.

Becky

StoneDeaf 12-05-2004 06:37 PM

Re: What was the most absurd hoax about the band or the memb
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GenoCyber
what´s the most uncommon hoax about Bon Jovi?

That they have 100000000000000000 or whatever fans.

gazthomas 12-05-2004 06:59 PM

^ u missed a 0

~saz~ 12-05-2004 09:07 PM

I don't really read tabloids :?

Amanda 12-06-2004 04:48 AM

Hi,
by the year 88' it was said that Jon had felt really bad and brought up semen during a show (so that "he was gay"). Through the years it became the most recurrent comment from BJ decractors to annoy fans although the hoax was ridiculous.
Another is that Jon consumes hormones.
Regards
P.D. I'm not an English speaker, so any comment is welcome. Thanks.

Keba 12-06-2004 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Becky
David chopped his finger off while making a ham sandwich (a grain of truth in a falsehood).

So, what was the "truth" about this, Becky? Is it the fact that he eats ham even though it's not kosher? LOL. :lol: OK, that wasn't really funny.

spunkywho 12-06-2004 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda
Hi,
by the year 88' it was said that Jon had felt really bad and brought up semen during a show (so that "he was gay").

what exactly do you mean?? He 'brought up' semen? from where? backstage? his pants? he ejaculated? why? and what does that have to do with the gay issue?

Sweety1100 12-06-2004 08:25 AM

i think it meant 'threw up semen' implying (without getting to graphic) that he had .. ingested semen,

Santa_Fe 12-06-2004 08:32 AM

Swallowed so much semen (giving BJs) that he had to throw up later??? Haha


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