pussywhipped tales?
 

hope the title isnt offensive to anyone but it is the internationally accepted word for being bitchslapped by a woman.

anyways. some dude on a music board i look at just post:

how to unpiss off a girlfriend ?
ok so was supposed to call my girl this morning and wake her up in time for work but my alarm was set for the wrong time and she was an hour late. She's pissed enough to where she doesn't want to see me for a couple days. How do I fix this. I don't need inout from anyone who's only suggestion is "smack the ho" I already realized that's not gonna help.


although i should probably feel sorry for his pathetic ass, I can't help but laugh at how ****ed up that whole situation is:

pussywhipper: YOU DIDN'T PHONE ME AND WAKE ME UP SO I WAS LATE FOR WORK? HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET UP IN TIME? IT'S NOT AS IF ALARM CLOCKS EXIST OR MOBILE PHONES HAVE ALARMS BUILT IN. i hope you remembered last nights blow job cos that wont be happening for another 6 months.

pussywhippee: (on one knee) sorry mistress however can I make this up to you?


sorry man but some people bring a whole lot of shit on themselves and I've got no sympathy for that. In a month it's going to be:

yeah so i bought her a car and flowers and chocolates and took her out to dinner then i found her in the car with my brother and ex girlfriend. i never treated her bad ever but nice guys just finish last.

which really means: i let her walk all over me cause i'm a moron.

there's a difference.

but i'm digressing. the whole point was to talk about funny puissywhipping stories so let's hear them. I've got a handful myself and from others but you'll get them tomorrow for i must beautify myself now.

no one?

LIARS :mad: :D

k I can't think of anything about myself totally off the top of my head just now but I'm pretty certain i'll remember some later so stay tuned.

my brother is pretty much pussywhipped no matter who he;s with on account of him acting like a grovelling dirty little spanish waiter around any girl. it's sickening really. he threw away lly expensive watch an ex girlfriend had bought him because a girl he was having a long distance relationship with and seen about 4 or 5 times said she didn't like him wearing it.

there was another dude on the same board as idiot number 1 saying last week he thinks hes goign to break up with his bird because shes mentall yunstable. k fair enough you think more power to him. then he let slip that they havent had sex for about half a year and she "needed" to move out and into somewhere else and of course he was paying her rent. all respect was lost when the guy didnt even realise he was paying for his own bitches brothel.

Well I've never been in a proper relationship but I wouldn't let anyone treat me like that. Either be equal or she can f##k off, lol

I used to have a guy that drove me from club to club --- anywhere really. He would also strike up converstations with guys I pointed out only so I could get to know the guys. Yes that wasn't particularly nice of me, but hey --- everybody is allowed to be a Bee sometimes :twisted:

Btw, I tried to avoid the BJ thing as long as possible, but eventually had to tell him that it most definitely WON'T happen. It was the last time I saw him, but I've learned later that he kept a photo of mine in his wallet and told all sorts of people I was his girlfriend :roll:

Does that qualify as pussywhipped???

ah but it's easier said than done.

you don't exactly think, im well whipped. you just think you're being nice and whatnot.

this guy has absolutely no clue that he's havign the cunt took out of him.

its much easier to be oblivious than to realise and do something about it trust me.


here's an example of how not to be pussywhipped:

so one night I'm out with some mates. one of my best buds had a really good looking girlfriend but she wasn't exactly the most easy to get along with person for everyone involved. anyways he phones her and she says shes just going home after work. he says k fair enough. doesnt mention going out witht he boys. he's not seeing her, he doesnt think its a problem.

we're in the bar 5 minutes and guess who turns up.....

yup but she actually had the cheek to fly off the handle and start shouting at my mate because he'd never said he was going out. he just told her to piss off and pointed out that she'd actually lied whereas he'd just not said anything.

one of the very few times ive actually seen him go on the offensive in any altercation but thats what you need to do. not go oh sorry dear ill head home if me coming out is against your wishes.

ps note the inherent idiocy of whipped dude number one actually asking for what ways to grovel since obviously being a human alarm clock hasn't stripped him of enough dignity and self worth.

I've gotta be fvckin' whipped to still be with Heather.... After all she's put me through! :oops:

Ryan

Aye but in your case it might be worth it as long as she doesn't give you too much shit. She's hot if I remember rightly. :P

Some of my mates are pussy whipped. Kinda annoying when I wanna go out and shit. One of my mates has just got together with this 33 year old woman, 11 years older than him. It's like I've kinda lost a friend. Think we've been on a night out together once in the last 3 months. I suppose there is a difference though between being pussy whipped and wanting to spend time with you girlfriend/boyfriend, etc.

spendign time with a bird instead of your mates is different from beign pussywhipped.

tonights example:

was out weith the lads tonight.

one mate i went to school with who no one has seen for a good few weeks to months because of his bird was out going at it hardcore sayign she didnt mind even though he see;s her everynight

on the other hand. another guy i havent seen since we left school a coupla years ago was skint but got a bit of luck when he ran into his missus, had to beg for their joint bank card, then hang around being nice to her when she was totally ignoring him.

guess who i'd rather be? and even at that, the only advantage numero uno has is regular sex.

I don't understand any of this. Isn't it normal when two people are in love that they'd rather spend time together, doing stuff that is immensely more fun than going to a bar with some old geezers (I must be reading to much brit talk) getting disgustinfly drunk. As for the second guy - he is leeching off a girlfriend and how is that exactly being pussywhipped?


Nothing wrong with a guy who showers his girlfriend with a ton of affection - as you said yourself, it gets you what you want :)