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Supersonic 02-21-2005 08:16 PM

Ha! Thanks Paris Hilton, me and Thierry spoke to Jon Bon J.
 
Aloha !

As you might've heard; the phone from Paris Hilton was hacked and all mobile numbers could be found at www.jackal.nl. This site is down for now, since it's been on the news everywhere.

Now the nice thing is that I've spoken to mr. Jon Bon Jovi. Thierry was here today and we were browsing the net for news since we're both 2 very intellectual people and. Since I am so good for you all I will post the interesting conversation with mr Jon Rude Jovi.

Jon: Jon
Sebastiaan: Hi Jon, you're speaking with Sebastiaan, a fan from Holland
Jon: That's nice, but how did you get my number?
Sebastiaan: I found it online
Jon: How come?
Sebastiaan: Because Paris Hilton's phone has been hacked
Jon: What!?
Sebastiaan: Yeah, I was actually a bit surprised that you're in her phone
Jon: So am I.

And then Thierry shouted "Play Dry County on the next tour!!!

Sebastiaan: I am sorry, that was my friend Thierry who's got a few complaints about the setlists you've been composing for the last few tours.
Jon: Wait wait wait you know, I appreciate you being a fan of my band but er, you know, I can't really talk right now.
Sebastiaan: Why not?
Jon: Well, you see...
Sebastiaan: Is it because you're not supposed to talk to fans who suddenly call you at this moment?
Jon: Yeah well...
Sebastiaan: ...because I can understand that, but believe me this won't be the last phonecall...
Jon: What?! But...why!?
Sebastiaan: Because you're number can be found everywhere online right now.
Jon: Oh **** please no.
Sebastiaan: Since you'll be hanging up on me anytime soon I'd just like to say that I still enjoy some of the music you play, but please no more ballads, and more guitar solo's on the next record
Jon: Are you actually complaining right now?
Sebastiaan: No, I'm giving you some critical point of views that you should pay attention to.
Jon: Ah. Well what's that with Dry County?
Sebastiaan: Some fans would donate a testicle to hear that song live.
Jon: Really? But it's too long...
Sebastiaan: So what, I'm 1,98m but I'm not too long.
Jon: Urrr, right. I've got to go now.
Sebastiaan: Alright, so we've got a deal? Dry County on the upcoming tour?
Jon: Yeah whatever.

And then he ended the conversation. And the phone was busy for the next 15 minutes. But then Thierry called:

Jon: Jon
Thierry: Play Dry County!
Jon: What?! Not again...

And he hung up again. He's so rude! :( Anyway, this was my nice way of spending the afternoon. So he's not cute, but he's rude. It has cost me 40Euro's but it was worth it and very funny. 8)

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Thierry 02-21-2005 08:20 PM

I know it was quite cool, i got over excited and i screwed up. I had plenty more good advice for him.

Thomas Anderson 02-21-2005 08:22 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

spunkywho 02-21-2005 08:28 PM

:lol: who answers their phone with their name? :?

Supersonic 02-21-2005 08:30 PM

Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkywho
:lol: who answers their phone with their name? :?

I've got no idea why he does that. Maybe it's because the phone he and Dorothea use.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Rina 02-21-2005 08:30 PM

:lol: :lol: Brilliant! Next time BJ are in Holland I hope they DO play Dry county for you!

spunkywho 02-21-2005 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supersonic
Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkywho
:lol: who answers their phone with their name? :?

I've got no idea why he does that. Maybe it's because the phone he and Dorothea use.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

You mean because it wouldn't be apparent otherwise who was on the phone - Dorothea or Jon? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thierry 02-21-2005 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkywho
Quote:

Originally Posted by Supersonic
Aloha !

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkywho
:lol: who answers their phone with their name? :?

I've got no idea why he does that. Maybe it's because the phone he and Dorothea use.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

You mean because it wouldn't be apparent otherwise who was on the phone - Dorothea or Jon? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Something like that yeah, Jon has got a female voice since the end of last month. He is using female hormones to get rid off the chesthair he has got.

spunkywho 02-21-2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thierry

Something like that yeah, Jon has got a female voice since the end of last month. He is using female hormones to get rid off the chesthair he has got.

LOL all in prep for the tour I suppose. Less painful than waxing I am sure.

and 1.98 ------ that's TALL!!!!! :shock:

Iceman 02-21-2005 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkywho
:lol: who answers their phone with their name? :?

I do.

Ice


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