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ill start the sentance for you....
Monice: please tell me..... |
ARGH... can't think of it.... best leave it to Carli then... :(
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The answer is Monica: Please tell me your only donating your time Heres another: Joey: What are you guys woofing about? Monica: Chandler stole a Twenty from my purse! |
I know... I'm bad....
I think the next line is: Come to think of it, he always as 20's and I never have 20's... or something like that!! And I think Carli is a bigger fan than me! |
yes :)
your go....keep up with the game darling.... |
You can't leave, I have your shoe
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Does no one know this one???
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who says that one Tash?
(btw i love this game yay!) |
Chandler said it
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i dont remember it :oops:
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I know its where he breaks up with Janice, I thought Janice said after that "goodbye Chandler Bing!
Cant remember Chandlers next quote though |
So go on then....
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Janice :Well let me buy a vowel cos.....
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HELP!!! I know it but can't think....
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What does Janice usually say??!
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oh... my... God!!!
Rachel, did it bother you when Ross flirted with other women? |
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Joey: Go to China, eat Chinese food... (the next line is from Chandler) |
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Chandler [to himself in the hallway]: Funniest guy she's ever met? I'm funny, right? What do you know, you're a door! (Chandler continues...) |
Can you Friends fans give me the lyrics to Smelly Cat? This is my new favorite song--heard it in Nashville and loved it! I had no idea it was Friends related.
Becky |
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Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault. They won't take you to the vet, You're obviously not their favourite pet. You may not be a bed of roses, And you're no friend to those with noses. (repeat as required lol) |
Thanks. Now I can sing to my heart's content and get the words right. LOL
Becky |
There are many other funny Phoebe songs, albeit that is the most recognised.
A SONG THAT MEANS A LOT TO PHOEBE I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin' How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen La la la la la la la la la la la... BABIES They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why You cry and you cry and you cry And you cry and you cry and you cry BARNYARD ANIMALS Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Then the farmer hits him on the head and grids him up And that's how we get hamburgers Nowwwwwwwww chickens! BI-SEXUALS Sometimes men love women And sometimes men love men And then they are bi-sexuals Though some just say they're kidding themselves La la la la la la la la la la..... BLACKOUT New York City has no power And the milk is getting sour But to me that is no scary Cause I stay away from dairy La la la la la la... CRAZY UNDERWEAR Crazy underwear creeping up my butt Crazy underwear always in a rut Crazy underwear... CRUSTY OLD MAN ...And the crusty old man said 'I'll do what I can' And the rest rats played maracas. DON'T There'll be times when you get older When you'll want to sleep with people Just to make them like you But DON'T, cause That's another thing that you don't wanna do That's another thing that you don't wanna do. DOUBLE-JOINTED BOY He was a double, double, double-jointed boy GRANDPARENTS Now grandma's a person who everyone likes She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her, she looked so much thiner Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru But the truth is she died, and someday you will too La la la la la la la la la la... HOLIDAY SONG Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap Said all you need is to write them a song Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along No don't sing along Monica, Monica, have a Happy Hanukkah Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwwy And Rachel and Chandler..... hander! IN THE SHOWER I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it My skin is soapy and my hair is wet And tegrin spelled backward is nirgit. Lather, rinse, repeat Lather, rinse, repeat Lather, rinse, repeat As needed. JINGLE BITCH Jingle bItch screwed me over Go to hell jingle whore Go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell LITTLE FETUS Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will buy you some Adidas LITTLE TONY TARZAN Little Tony Tarzan Swinging on an nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease... LOVE Love is sweet as summer showers, Love is a wondrous work of art, But your love oh your love, your love... Is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy she says) Thank you. La-la-la-la...ohhh! MY COMA GUY You don't have to be awake to be my man As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day There's something I have go to say... MOTHER'S ASHES My mother's ashes, Even her eyelashes, Are resting in a little, yellow jar. And sometimes when it's breezy, Or if I'm feeling sneezy, And now I... (noizy boys interruption) PARADING GOATS Parading down the street. Parading goats are parading, Leaving little treats. PAPER MACHÉ MAN (three snaps) I, I'm still waiting for my paper maché man STEPHANIE Stephanie knows all the chords! STICKY SHOES My favoutire shoes So good to me Wear them everyday Down at the heel, Holes in the toe Don't care what people say My feet's best friend, Pals to the end With them I'm one hot chicky Though late one night Not much light I stepped in something icky Sticky shoes, Sticky shoes Always makes me smile Sticky shoes, Sticky shoes Next time I'll avoid the pile TERRY'S A JERK Terry's a jerk! And he won't let me work! And I hate Central Perk! (...) And you're all invited to bite me! THE 66 COLORS OF MY BEDROOM ...fuschia and mauve Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom THEY FOUNDED THEIR BODIES And they found their bodies the very next day They found their bodies the very next day... TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT There was a girl we'll call Betty And a guy let's call him Neil Now, I can't stress this point too strongly This story isn't real... Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside? Will Betty be the one who he loves truly Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie? He must decide, he must decide Even though I made him up, he must decide. WHEN I PLAY When I play I play for me I don't need your charity! I'm not so sad as to have typed those myself, hence the spelling and grammatical errors, I found them on a website. |
Thanks for posting those Neil :) This is by far my fave though, just in the context of the episode
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Its from the one with the male nanny.....
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All you care about is knock-knock jokes.
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Sorry, forget to add one!!
No, no, no, homo habilus was erect, australopithecus was never fully erect |
Maybe he was nervous, said by Chandler
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream. Chandler: ?????. |
I am sorry, it was a one time thing and it was somebody elses subconcious!
Joey: I'm locking you guys in! Ha! [Joey turns the dead bolts on the door.] Chandler: You do know I can just turn those the other way around. (next line by Joey) |
Oh I forgot you used to live here....
Chandler: Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea but.... |
Clue?
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it has to be something like we aren't in a cartoon
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Its from the one where Joey has a stalker....double episode from Series 2...
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But we might need a back up plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon
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Next!
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Okay.. really can't think...
Chandler: Condoms??? Next line is from Joey |
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It's when Ross is going to tell Rachel that he can't see her anymore.. when they are going to "flip the mattresses"
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ahhh something like Condoms??? YHeh we might have to repopulate the world???!!!
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