America
 

What a strange place..here's some things you may or may not know about America

1) Dont try and cross the road, its far too ****ing risky! You stand and wait for 5 minutes, then the white man shows for about 3 seconds...and cars try and run you over when you finally start to cross.

2) Battered steak for breakfast will make you feel ill. Thanks IHOP !

3) Most Americans seem suprised to actually find that English people actually exist, but once they get over the intial shock of it they are nice enough.

4) Yes, most Americans arent very clever (especially at geography). But very pleasant.

5) George Washington invented crop rotation...apparently :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

6) Beer tastes like piss

7) Hooters is ace !

8) If you're under 21, its shit ! (luckily Im not..) One our of Sgt Majors, who is 35 got ID'ed.. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: America
 

This is true. The sign that says "WALK" actually means "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." The white man is there just to tease you. He's the ghost of previous pedestrians.

Becky

Ewwww..that is your fault for ordering it in the first place. Yuck!! :o

hey, it didnt mention it was ****ing battered!!!


9) They give you a straw when you order a cup of (hot, STATE THE ****ING HOT!!!) tea. ?!?!?!?

Eh? What kind of stupid places did you go too anyway???? There are no straws in hot tea. I think you are making **** up now. :lol:

Lol i been wondering about where u gone for so long today. I'm glad ur back alive.... :lol:

There are in Starbucks and such. In Spain anyway :PI ask for a straw everytime I'm going to take my HOT cup of TEA out and going to be walking. It looks silly, but it's useful :P

why would anyone actually WANT to drink a HOT drink from a STRAW :?: :o

I do sometimes :oops: :? :lol: It doesn't spill after all :P

10) The cheesecake factory is a very very bad place. Wheres the sick emoticon?