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RUNALLTHELIGHTS 06-01-2005 09:53 PM

Newspaper Headliner: "Bon Jovi Buys Nazi Warship!"
 
From "Rolling Stoned";

"Long time New Jersey band Bon Jovi, is going to War. The band has purchased a Nazi Warship, retreating to Siberia to write rash Death Metal tunes in attempt to overhaul new album. "This really is a new chapter in our career" states the Girly-Boy Rocker. The allegedly overhauled new album bares some refreshingly gory song titles, including: Have a Bad Day, Who Says You Can't Go To Hell, and Bells of Slavery. More Info to Come.."

Well maybe the new album will be cool after all.

RUN

Keeper 06-01-2005 09:58 PM

Re: Newspaper Headliner: "Bon Jovi Buys Nazi Warship!&a
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RUNALLTHELIGHTS
From "Rolling Stoned";

:lol: :lol: :lol:

RUNALLTHELIGHTS 06-01-2005 10:05 PM

Missed a section:

"The band will be delighting fans with a new stage design featuring the Gas Chamber for fan club members. Tickets start at $405,098. The chamber will feature a sweet gas halfway through the show, where screaming, wailing Fan Club members will be put to sleep, tied up with chains, and will be dragged behind the official Bon Jovi tour bus. They will not be fed. All proceeds go to the Jon Bon Jovi Multi-Millionaire Fund."

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Keeper 06-01-2005 10:08 PM

You're going a bit too far now, aren't you? I'm finding it a little disrespectful :roll:

Jim Bon Jovi 06-01-2005 10:22 PM

Jokes about the holocaust are always hilarious :roll: arse.

Thierry 06-01-2005 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RUNALLTHELIGHTS
Missed a section:

"The band will be delighting fans with a new stage design featuring the Gas Chamber for fan club members. Tickets start at $405,098. The chamber will feature a sweet gas halfway through the show, where screaming, wailing Fan Club members will be put to sleep, tied up with chains, and will be dragged behind the official Bon Jovi tour bus. They will not be fed. All proceeds go to the Jon Bon Jovi Multi-Millionaire Fund."

RUN

loser.

RUNALLTHELIGHTS 06-01-2005 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi
Jokes about the holocaust are always hilarious :roll: arse.

Glad you thought it was funny - Now go sip your Tea! ASS.
RUN

RUNALLTHELIGHTS 06-01-2005 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thierry
Quote:

Originally Posted by RUNALLTHELIGHTS
Missed a section:

"The band will be delighting fans with a new stage design featuring the Gas Chamber for fan club members. Tickets start at $405,098. The chamber will feature a sweet gas halfway through the show, where screaming, wailing Fan Club members will be put to sleep, tied up with chains, and will be dragged behind the official Bon Jovi tour bus. They will not be fed. All proceeds go to the Jon Bon Jovi Multi-Millionaire Fund."

RUN

loser.

What does that make you? A Sheet Stain?

eheaps 06-01-2005 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi
Jokes about the holocaust are always hilarious :roll: arse.

Um, not really.

sirpercy 06-01-2005 11:27 PM

How Funny...look at those hilarious pictures.....

http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/MedExp01.jpg

http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/MedExp02.jpg

http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/Belsen01.jpg


IDIOTS!


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