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Newspaper Headliner: "Bon Jovi Buys Nazi Warship!"
From "Rolling Stoned";
"Long time New Jersey band Bon Jovi, is going to War. The band has purchased a Nazi Warship, retreating to Siberia to write rash Death Metal tunes in attempt to overhaul new album. "This really is a new chapter in our career" states the Girly-Boy Rocker. The allegedly overhauled new album bares some refreshingly gory song titles, including: Have a Bad Day, Who Says You Can't Go To Hell, and Bells of Slavery. More Info to Come.." Well maybe the new album will be cool after all. RUN |
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"The band will be delighting fans with a new stage design featuring the Gas Chamber for fan club members. Tickets start at $405,098. The chamber will feature a sweet gas halfway through the show, where screaming, wailing Fan Club members will be put to sleep, tied up with chains, and will be dragged behind the official Bon Jovi tour bus. They will not be fed. All proceeds go to the Jon Bon Jovi Multi-Millionaire Fund." RUN |
You're going a bit too far now, aren't you? I'm finding it a little disrespectful :roll:
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Jokes about the holocaust are always hilarious :roll: arse.
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How Funny...look at those hilarious pictures.....
http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/MedExp01.jpg http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/MedExp02.jpg http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/images/Belsen01.jpg IDIOTS! |
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