Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
 

Hey,

I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but there is a new country song out by a guy named Joe Nichols, the song is called "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" ... anyway, he mentions Bon Jovi in it, something a long the lines of, "Her panty hose won't last too long, if the DJ plays a Bon Jovi song."

Nothing too great, but I thought I would mention it.

Ciao!

Ned

yep heard that song :)

I think this has been posted before, I can't really remember though

But woah, those are some awful lyrics! I gotta go look up the whole song

Heh heh:

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...
BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING
SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN
TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY
OH WHAT HAVE I DONE
HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST
CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

He's a modern day Shakespeare, isn't he? Feckin' hell....



Phil

a perfect example of why 99.9999999999999% of mainstream country music sucks

JESUS sounds like something that me and my friend wrote when we were like 15