Uncyclopedia about Bon Jovi
 

"Bon Jovi was born in Kansas and has been a member of Purple Heart ever since he turned twelve. Brought up by two gay father figures who both told him to go out and 'get a job' that would make them proud, he reasoned that the Purple Heart would fulfill the family pride and open up the gates to Val Halla more easily. He is still waiting. After the second world Bon Jovi invented the guitar whilst single handedly brining up 7 adopted sons."

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This site is just great.

hhahahahaha...

sounds like something id write lol

although not quite so coherently.

coherently????

That's exactly why you couldn't write anything like that.

Ice

yes i could im good at bullshitting and windin people up

That's what you think. Too bad no one will believe a person who spells like a 3-year old.

Ice

i really can be arsed wasting my time with you

Admitting it is a first step. Congratulations.


Ponrauil

no i really cant

hes just a nob