the santa theory!!
 

ok so i hoping theres not anyone on this thread below the age of 11! so iv decided to give a wee theory on how Santa actually exists! tho it is simply just pointing out the obvious!


ok so we all know the big fat guy with a red suit and lives in the north pole doesant exist:cry: :cry: :cry: and we know after we found out that Christmas was really never the same again! or as fun! but i think santa does exist at least his spirit does anywya!

his job is deliver presents all over the world to young children, to bring happyness to thoses who done have it and in general amkes christmas a lot more happier!

are parents got us presents as children and to be honest all the things that santa represents does come through come christmas day! people do end up being nicer on christmas there always is somehting magical about the holiday for some strange reason ill put the image of a big red man in a hats spirit in everyone which is trying to make xmas just that little bright better!

he may not exist physically, but the spirit of the big guy is very much real!

was that very corny, stupid and pointless! ?? lol i was bord is my defence!!!

Sssshh, Gaz might read this, he'd be devastated to find out the truth!

And Santa is an anagram of Satan anyway. Mind you, Mother-In-Law is also an anagram of Hitler-Woman, so there is truth in what i say.

andi

shit i forgot about Gav!!! aw well he has to find out someday! he runied many threads maybe we'll runi xmas! tho he has been better the past while im sure santa will give him something!

as much as the commercialism and tackiness of christmas pisses me off to no end, i do think it's a small price to pay for everyone to be a little nicer and a little easier to smile for the last few weeks of the year,

I don't like Christmas, which can be explained by "the commercialism and tackiness of christmas", as Jim so nicely put it.

o no im devastated boys and girls..............


wallys

i dont like it either Erik. ive always loved christmas day with my family, and having a great meal.

as for the shopping and the constant media and commercial blitz on your senses for months on end it makes me sick. i actually saw christmas lights on a restaurant in the middle of october. if it was up to me id ban any mention of the C word till dec 1.

We are living in a sick world... :(

BAA HUMBUG!!!...
:rolleyes:

but agree...hate the commercialism...Jesus who!?...I think Christmas should be stripped right back to basics...a time to show goodwill to all men (and women!) and remember why we have Christmas Day!!:D

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