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America and it's awesome laws.

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Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

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A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.

Clearly overlooking the fact that everyone would be dead of course :)

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Eureka: A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.

Fair enough! :D

Clearly no one ever heard of this law in New Jersey:

Raritan: Profanity is prohibited.

It must have been repealed :p

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Colorado
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
Crippe Creek: It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Denver: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park; It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor; It is illegal to mistreat rats; You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver.
Durango: It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
In Colorado it's now legal to remove the furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law."
In Denver, Colorado it is illegal for Barber's to give massages to nude customers unless it is for instructional purposes.
Logan County: It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Good thing I don't live in Denver, I just borrowed vacuum cleaner from my neighbour :D Plus, I can kick the rats' asses 8)

Isn't it illegal to hang your washing out on a sunday in Germany?

Many a British soldier caught out by that one methinks heh

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Connecticut:
You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.

One that actually is enforced! Glad I moved out of that stupid state. :p

Looking at those laws, my dreams of moving to NJ are going out of the window...

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Unless you have a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey.

Ha, they were selling ice cream at the prudential center the other night.

Another proof they should stay the hell out of other countries and sort out there own mess first

The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415

In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

You may not educate dogs.
(yeah because educated dogs are a threat for national security)

It is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American"

people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or "otherwise an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public.

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck;

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost

In Boston, Massachusetts it is illegal to take a bath unless instructed to do so by a physician.

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

It is illegal to sleep naked.

just a few examples

And then the US goverment is moaning & bitching about our drug, abortion, euthanasia & prostitution laws for years.

When we get the EU-laws (i hope not but when) does that mean that in Europe we have a more uniform legal system with all these different countries then the US has with his states?