Does Jon actually think these are good introductions?
 

Aloha !

"Is there a doctor in the house?"

"This one is for all the cowboys out there"

"I can see everyone in the crowd, I see the major and I even see Captain Crash & The Beauty Queen From Mars!"

"Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, I'm like the milkman I always deliver...Every day!"

"Like a fine wine we just keep better with time, just older!"

"This is of the New Jersey record (big cheer) and it's called I'll Be There For You (even bigger cheer) (The This Left Feels Right version of the song starts) cheer disappears and a row in front of the toilets appears.

"Before you'll know it we return to the arena's and it's summertime again"

"What can I say about Jersey but we got it goin' on?"

Pathetic! Imagine him saying this in 1995:

"You fans were the best, and we as the band want to say thank you, and will always love you". (Always starts)

It just wouldn't happen and it's a ****ing disgrace nowadays to hear Jon talk in between the songs. When other artists talk in between the songs, they tell something about the song. What's Jon doing? He brings up the milkman. ****head.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

How about this classic line:

"The second half of the show, is more hits than the last episode of the Sopranos, I'll guarantee you".

Here's a better question;

Do you Seb actually think everyone wants to hear you complain about every little thing that annoys you about the band?

Hasn't he been doing "Is there a doctor in the house" in one variant or another since like 1988?

Aloha !

No, but do you think Seb really cares if everyone wants to hear Seb complain?

So, back to the original question. Thank you.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Think we can add some of Sebs quotes there to my ''Jovi script''

http://drycounty.com/jovitalk/showth...ht=jovi+script

I think Jonny boy needs a thesauraus. Its one thing not mixing up the setlists, its another thing when he doesn't even change what he says night in night out!


andi

I quite like these 2 ,

"Is there a doctor in the house?"

"This one is for all the cowboys out there"

and the soparonos one is funny.


He always says when playing at different concerts in each country that the women in country are good looking !

Theres another post about this comments somewhere...

Dawn

'We're not a boyband, were a manband'' and 2 minutes later start shaking his ass....

From the 10/28 show, rather fitting:

"I love these people because they love us. And the ones that don't love us... **** 'em!"

deb

One of the better ones in my opinion.