I am typing up the letter as I write this.

How can you be just friends when you're in love with each other?

Just one of many questions that is brought up in The Jeremy Kyle Show.

Shit man, I swear I have kidney stones.

More than two hands huh? I knew you were weird, just not that weird.

Oh Jem, I was hoping you'd work out what I said a lot quicker :(

Watchu mean fool?

The letter thing that didn't make sense. I didn't know if anyone asides from you would realise what I said and even you took forever to work it out :(

I got it <_> I just didn't reply right away <_<

Then you suck.

Aw man, my dad phoned up to tell me to hoover the whole house :(

I broke the hoover last time, why haven't they learnt their lesson yet?!