Hey Dipshit (I've been waiting all day for a chance to say that!), why'd you go off MSN?

Yes it is you silly billy.

BILLY!

<_<

I'm online.

You're lucky.

I know. I shouldn't still be alive really with all the people I've pissed off.

Yeah, you're lucky people can't reach through the computer screens to throttle you. Or, like, will your death with their minds! oooweeeooo

Lmao. I would have been deaded a lot of times by now if those things were possible!

I'm gonna keep quoting this every now and then, just so people know you think I'm cute.

Just thought I'd remind you all.

BILLY! I don't remember saying that Oli.

But it's OK, nobody knows my name anyway.

You said it earlier!

And they do know your name, I just said it in the quote box :p

I said you WERE cute in the PAST. You know all about what past tense means.

And yes Oli, that's why I said it don't matter becasue nobody knows my name. Nobody will know you're talking about absol.lution <_<

Well I changed it to suit me.

And shut your beak birdie girl.

Birdie girl? Droopy boy.

I thought of that insult when I was out earlier. I wanted to say to Thesedays2005 "SHUT YOUR BEAK" cos I just remembered what a beak was earlier. Then I thought about adding "birdie boy" to the end of it.

He hasn't attacked anyone yet though so I have to play the waiting game.

LIke I had to for "Dipshit"? I was beginning to think the time would never come.

You know, nearly every thing that comes from him is an insult. You shouldn't have to wait long. Just ask Deb if she likes She's A Mystery. He's sure to make an appearance.

Good idea!

I'm ready to fight!

I never get tired of you telling me I have good ideas. Nobody appreciates my ideas in the real world :(

I'm ready to sleep!

Well sit people down and tell them how you feel about them not telling you have good ideas


No!!

I done that wit ma therapist one time. I don't remember what happened. I blacked out and when I woke up I was naked in bed <_>

What movie did you steal that from?

I didn't steal it from any movie :( For some reason I just felt like saying it.

Oh. Well it kinda turned me on.

LMFAO.

I don't do weird and kinky, Oli. Unless you're Richie Sambora.

I actually, now that you mention it.

HEY do you remember that time on MSN I pretended to be Jon?

First you were Richie, then you switched to Jon, and I was still talking about your favourite color being purple. Good times. Confusing times. But good nontheless.

I don't remember the purple thing.

And to anyone reading - Purple is so NOT my favourite colour.

Anyone reading would realize I meant Richie's favourite color.

Oh yeah, I knew that.

I never realized Jovi had so many dirty lyrics! They're dirty, dirty boys!

I'm a very nice boy so I wouldn't know what these dirty lyrics are or what they mean.

At least you won't be able to write your "own" songs with them then.

My shoe song was MY song! :(

They do, don't they. Very very dirty boys. They need punishing I say. :evil:

I can be dirty as well :(

Lmao! U r funny Oli! :D

No, he's not...don't encourage him, please!

lol! now that is talking random shit! :P

Maybe not, but its my favourite colour! lol! :p

Hey Jade guess what - SHUT UP.

3 people have called me funny just today so THERE. :D