You lied to me! I wasted my last cent calling the ambulance!

They probably wouldn't even come out to help me :(

April fools.

Oh, haha! Good one!

Wait, I'm not Jack :(



Anyway, I agree with that person who said don't compare em. Even though that's not what was being done, really. But still...

Aw :(

I didn't even read the first post past the first sentence. I just skip to the replies, like reading a book but only looking at the pictures.

You must have read the ...1-2-3.... 8th-to-last words though.

I did, I did! It wasn't one sentence on it's own, seemed easier to read.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while!!!

Not being sarcastic - It's just so true.

It's a real lame lyric though. Sounds like something I would write whilst sober.

Lol.

I did read Nikki Sixx's book and some of the lyrics in there aren't too bad.

With regards to Jovi - I've said in a few other threads they schould screw the GH or solo albums or a break - and go do a brand new rock album.

Richie has been lazy on previous albums but I think it's clear now that that's because of his personal issues.

He seemed on fire on the tour, and Jon is singing better than ever.

They could really do a phenomenal album right now - but I suppose they need some inspiration first.