Damn...keep forgetting that!

It's what i do 95% of the time :p
























Joke everyone!! I don't really....

I made an intelligent comment!

What are you on about?

Let's just pretend the baby cried because I have blue eyes and he doesn't :cool:

ANYWAY. I feel it's been a long whilst since I've last updated ya'll with some hot girl news! So the other day I gave in my CV to the new Argos store in my town and I gave it to a hot girl working there and her smile was beautiful - now I hope I really get the job :D

But now time for some bad news my friends, something that ruined my 17th birthday :(

You may or may have read (and you may or may not even care :p) a lil while ago in this thread about that girl in my college class who asked me to the prom and I didn't know how to turn her down.

Well now her and her mate are like obsessed with me :mad: Now I'm always flattered when a girl likes me but man these two girls are ANNOYING. I can't hang out with the guys without them two calling my name and linking my arms so I can't escape.

Anyway, so yesterday on my birthday they came bearing birthday gifts (wrapped in pink wrapping paper may I add). Emma, the annoying but slightly less annoying one bought me some nice aftershave, etc etc. But Maria bought me some lame necklass that I can't stand and a flease...a lameass flease.

Now I love my fleases, my Jovi one and my Nike one being my all time favourites. But this one looks like it was knitted by her Nan, so I pretended I loved it and wore it throughout the day :(

Then when I got on the bus with Steven he said to me "You so hate that don't you", I couldn't lie to him, I did :p It just doesn't fit with my style, at all.

Not that I'm ungrateful for the presents, I'm very thankful for them, but man, for someone so obsessed Maria doesn't seem to know my very well <_>

Anyway, glad I got that off my chest.

That part about the fleece made me laugh. You always seem to be out. I hardly ever go out.

What is your secret Oli? I need to get a guy's attention! I may turn into a stalker! Which is not a good look! How do I become irresistable?!?!:)

No idea I'm afraid :( I only attract people I don't want.

The girls I want are always the impossible ones to get :p Or the ones that like me as a close mate :mad:

Especially this one particular girl I want, trying to get her is like getting goldust. But she's worth it at least.

I know the feeling of attracting the people you don't want...I have a French stalker...he has really bad BO. Even his laptop smells of it. And yet the guy I like (who is possibly the most beautiful person I have seen in real life) seems to only like me as a friend. Is it the whole martial art thing? Maybe I should lay off the taekwon-do......And OMG!!! He loves Buffy ALMOST as much as I do!!!


(I'm not obsessed. Really.)

Lmao a BO smelling laptop. How lovely.

Well, if I ever find out the secret to scoring people you actually want I'll pass it onto you :D

Seriously, he's a giant creep. He followed me to the library to watch me transcribe a passage into the phonetic alphabet! And he offered me his jacket one time when it was cold outside and I was like...um...no.....I DON'T WANT TO SMELL LIKE YOU! I JUST WASHED THIS JUMPER FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Now he's offering me food:mad: He couldn't have stayed in Nantes, could he? NO, he had to come to Edinburgh, and out of all the universities here, he chose the one that I go to. GRRR.

Lmao.

Actually that's a nice way to get rid of this God awful flease, I can offer it to a girl in this winter and "forget" to take it back!

Or give it to a homeless person. It gets cold on the streets!

Hang on, then your creepy girls will fall even more in love with you....us girls do like caring guys.

Damn.

Ha, you know a girl must be annoying if I'm sick of attention from them :p

Hence why I am trying to avoid stalking the guy. I haven't even spoken to him today! I am making progress!

Haha.

I hate it when you get to the point where you realise you're getting in the face of someone too much - but you just can't help it :/

Luckily my friend is in a similar predicament. Today was Slutty and Pervy's Stop Stalking Hot Boys and Do Somthing Productive Day. We went Christmas shopping and then ran into the object of Pervy's affections in HMV :( It was all going so well!

Lmao.

And that reminds me, one of the girls has got me a Christmas present as well. I wanna get them both one so I don't look ungrateful but I don't wanna spend money on people who make my life unenjoyable :p

Go to Pound Land. Or Pound Crazy. Or Pound World. Or Christmas Pound World. Problem solved:p

Haha, there's a Poundland right near my college as well. Good thinkin'.

But still...£2 on girls that piss me off? Still too much :p

Gimme a minute...I am like the ultimate cheapskate.......

How about not giving them anything?:p:cool:

Sounds like the perfect plan.

Or maybe I can wrap up that flease and give it back, they might get the message then.

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

But I don't like to be publicly cruel, all my mean thoughts stay in my head, wanting to come out but never doing it.

I channel all my negative and mean thoughts into taekwon do. Its such a good stress reliever.

I do mine by blasting Motley Crue/Guns N' Roses and singing/shouting along.

I used to use my punchbag but meh, doesn't work anymore.

I'm not allowed a punchbag in my room :(

:(

I just remembered that I've got a college trip to London on Thursday, thankfully only one of the girls is going but getting rid off her is like trying to get rid of...summit unriddable.

Like herpes?

Yes! She's like herpes.

See, I paid attention in Sex ed! I KNEW it would come in handy one day!

Sex Ed was a doss around for me, I learn by doing ;) :p

Well I had sex ed when I was like 10, so any doing on my part would have been a bit wrong.

Haha.

Year 6 was when I had it, dunno how old I was then. Obviously I wasn't on the path to discovery at that age. Even though I've always been a horny bugger :(

God dammit :mad: I just got a text from one of the little terrors.

"Wen do u want ur xmas presant x"

Well if it's an English Dictionary keep it for yourself and have it straight away.


How do I always get myself into these predicaments? :/ And this time I don't have a way to get out of it - I need my wit back!

I'm curious as to what she's got you for Xmas haha.

Well at least someone sees humour in it <_<

It takes my mind of my own ridiculous predicaments.

I'm gonna tell her to gimme my present on the last day of term, that way on the same day I can say I forgot hers - then I have all of the Christmas holidays to come up with an excuse as to why I won't have it in January :D

This is why I should be in Motley Crue, cos I'm so totally BADASS.

Wow you are so badass!

Not as badass as me, I'm skipping an exam tomorrow.