Pfft...I'm watching an 18 rated movie later and I'm only 17, that's even more badass than skipping an exam.

Damn. I'm such an old maid now.

I once saw a really hot maid when I was in Disneyland Paris.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

I found a straight man who enjoyed Mamma Mia!
Should I be worried?

I enjoyed the thetre production, even back when I couldn't stand anything but two ABBA songs.

Haven't seen the film though, nor do I plan to.

Sick of 'Mama Mia' being in the press all the time, hopefully it'll go away after Christmas. :p

I know yeah. I don't know anyone who likes that film either.

I went into Poundland today and man, I was not expecting what I saw. Some of the female workers there were dressed as kinky elves!

And there was this particular one, man she was hot. I was so tempted to slap her on the ass as I walked past, like so tempted my hand came out of my pocket, SHE WAS THAT HOT! Then I stopped myself, remembering that getting done for sexual harassment is never a good thing to do.

But she was so sexy in that costume - I'm gonna go back in on Monday :p

How many times a day do you say something about a hot lady? :p

Oli, how many sexy girls do you see a week. Infact, how many sexy girls do you see a day? I'm sure you just make these up now.

It's because I don't talk about ugly girls, I already said that - if I talked about every ugly girl I saw then you'd think there was a lot of ugly girls where I live.

One day if you guys leave your house you might see other people that live in this world :p

Hey I leave the house! I went to the shops today! :o

Lol :p

Oh no, there are some really nice girls but i just don't tell everyone lol.

And I usually see pretty girls in shops. Did you see a few pretty girls in the shops?

Hahahaha... i had school, that's as good as it gets for me.

No, not in Sainsburies. :p :lol:

Well I do because girls are great my man, girls are great.

You must live in a town that lives under The Rock Of Ugly then :p

I know lol. Just can't be bothered making posts about seeing them.

Does staring through the window counts? XD

All depends, if all you see opposite you is another house then no :p Unless the people living opposite you are sexy.


And hey Chica, you're stalker is not the only stinker :( One of my two fanclub members was getting real close to me yesterday and my God her breath stunk. She sure doesn't know how to pull <_>

Eee.. make sure you take chewies or tic tacs or something when you see her next.

:o I'm too polite to point out other people's flaws.

Just get 2 packs of chewies and say "Anyone fancy a chewy?" If she doesn't take one then just put it in her drink or something :)

I don't wanna spend money on her, she makes my life a bit miserable.

Haha, only trying to help :)

It's ok, she likes to put everyone else down, maybe one day when I'm pissed off and out of character I'll stick up for someone and say her breath stinks :cool:

Hahaha, you should, then she will back off :)

She's got a big, fat, ugly friend though - she'd knock me out.

Hahahahaha! Fair enough, i'd back off too lol.

Seriously man, she's scary :( And she always seems so angry.

You can tell fat peoples facial expressions? I find it hard.

You can usually tell by their eyebrows. :p

Exactly. Look at Gromit from Wallace & Gromit, the poor sod has no mouth but you can tell what he's thinking because of his eyebrows.

Lol, classic! :lol:

Excellent.

ON the topic of eyebrows, apparantly mine are my only good feature :(

WTF? Who said that :confused:

My own mother!

Well if I was 6ft tall and wouldn't mind being dubbed a woman beater I'd go and beat her up for you.