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Goldsausage 02-22-2009 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Chica Guacamole (Post 907675)
I thought you'd already started adapting our literary masterpiece for the big screen, no?

No, not yet :( I'll start tommorow :cool:

And I'm so sad I actually will.

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 02:21 AM

Maybe we can write a musical for it as well?

Goldsausage 02-22-2009 02:21 AM

Y'know, I always wanted to write a musical. Good thinkin', Dr.

KeepTheFaith2211 02-22-2009 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Goldsausage II (Post 907679)
Y'know, I always wanted to write a musical. Good thinkin', Dr.

I don't mean to sound rude or nasty, but why?

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 02:25 AM

Cause Musicals are AWESOME POSSUM!

Goldsausage 02-22-2009 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by KeepTheFaith2211 (Post 907683)
I don't mean to sound rude or nasty, but why?

Les Miserables, Sweeney Todd, etc etc. Awesome musicals, I wanna be known for writing a classic musical.

KeepTheFaith2211 02-22-2009 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Chica Guacamole (Post 907686)
Cause Musicals are AWESOME POSSUM!

Never been that interested myself.:p

Grease! is good though. :cool:

Goldsausage 02-22-2009 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by KeepTheFaith2211 (Post 907690)
Never been that interested myself.:p

Grease! is good though. :cool:

Grease is a heap of crap. Now Hairspray, there's a funky musical ;)

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Goldsausage II (Post 907693)
Grease is a heap of crap. Now Hairspray, there's a funky musical ;)

I've only ever seen the movie version, and I didn't really like it. It was kind of like Mamma Mia in that it seemed to be a case of "We haven't burst into song for 30 seconds! Quick! Sing!" which kind of irritated me. But maybe the stage version is different :)

KeepTheFaith2211 02-22-2009 02:29 AM

Never seen Hairspray. :p

Goldsausage 02-22-2009 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Chica Guacamole (Post 907697)
I've only ever seen the movie version, and I didn't really like it. It was kind of like Mamma Mia in that it seemed to be a case of "We haven't burst into song for 30 seconds! Quick! Sing!" which kind of irritated me. But maybe the stage version is different :)

Yeah I hate those kinda musicals, hence why I prefer Les Miserable and stuff cos it's just one long song.

But Hairspray spoke to me.

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 02:32 AM

I maintain that the best musical ever is Buffy's Once More With Feeling :)

KeepTheFaith2211 02-22-2009 02:32 AM

Buffy was a decent show back in the day. I would have to watch it with my brother(he loved Buffy and Angel) before a new episode of Friends on E4, every Thursday. :p

Goldsausage 02-22-2009 02:33 AM

Rest In Peace! That's a song that I should shove in my stalker's face.

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by KeepTheFaith2211 (Post 907709)
Buffy was a decent show back in the day. I would have to watch it with my brother(he loved Buffy and Angel) before a new episode of Friends on E4, every Thursday. :p

I'm currently re-watching every episode in order...I've just watched Graduation Day Part 2 and cried a bit at the end :(

BUFFY + ANGEL 4EVA!

Goldsausage 02-22-2009 02:37 AM

I've got all Angel eps on DVD :D

**** I love that man. In a hetrosexual way, ahem.

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 02:38 AM

I always thought that Spike was hotter and cooler, but Angel was better for Buffy.

Goldsausage 02-22-2009 02:40 AM

Me and my mate used to pretend we were Angel and Spike. He was Spike and I was Angel.

Even though he was chubbier so he looked more like Angel and I'm skinnier so I looked more like Spike but what they hey, logic doesn't count in those games.

I remember we were playing Buffy in the garden and he actually bit my neck once :(

KeepTheFaith2211 02-22-2009 02:40 AM

My brother only has them on video, but he gives me that usual 'I'm gonna buy them all on DVD one day' speech whenever they're mentioned. :p

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 02:42 AM

I have all the S Club 7 TV shows on Video. Cause I'm that badass :)

KeepTheFaith2211 02-22-2009 02:45 AM

I still have Live In London on video, I need to buy the DVD. :(

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 05:12 PM

I don't like Sundays.....

Goldsausage 02-22-2009 05:15 PM

Man, I was driving down a narrow road today, and this couple walking their dogs were walking in the road and they just wern't moving out of my way!

I was shitting myself because they wern't moving and I was driving a 4x4 Frontera, it would splatter their poor little dogs and them. Then they finally moved and put their fingers up when the wind-mirrors nearly hit them :rolleyes:

Stupid couple, shoulda sped up.

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 05:20 PM

Meh...I haven't ventured outside today. May have to soon, I have no chocolate/nutella/cola. But my pyjamas are so comfy and my flat is so warm :(

Goldsausage 02-22-2009 05:21 PM

It's grim outside today :(

It's grim, I've got tonnes of work to do, back to college tommorow - it feels like I'm waiting to be hanged.

Chica Guacamole 02-22-2009 05:25 PM

I don't have classes this week, but because I suck so much at Spanish I have to go and see my tutor for extra lessons anyway :(

The only good bit is that he was nice enough to scheduke them for afternoons so I get to sleep late...and the fact that he lets you eat in his class :)

Goldsausage 02-23-2009 04:05 PM

I'm in such a bad mood :mad:

Seriously, I've never had such a bad journey home :mad: About 20 people managed to piss me off in 30 minutes.

So none of you piss me off tonight or I'll take you by the neck and throttle ya.

KeepTheFaith2211 02-23-2009 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldsausage II (Post 907964)
I'm in such a bad mood :mad:

Seriously, I've never had such a bad journey home :mad: About 20 people managed to piss me off in 30 minutes.

So none of you piss me off tonight or I'll take you by the neck and throttle ya.

:lol: What happened that was so annoying? :o

liljovi93 02-23-2009 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldsausage II (Post 907964)
I'm in such a bad mood :mad:

Seriously, I've never had such a bad journey home :mad: About 20 people managed to piss me off in 30 minutes.

So none of you piss me off tonight or I'll take you by the neck and throttle ya.

Haha, yeah, ok.


What did they do?

severo17 02-23-2009 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldsausage II (Post 907964)
I'm in such a bad mood :mad:

Seriously, I've never had such a bad journey home :mad: About 20 people managed to piss me off in 30 minutes.

So none of you piss me off tonight or I'll take you by the neck and throttle ya.

Calm down mate!

I'll be the third person to ask in a row... What happened? :p

Chica Guacamole 02-23-2009 07:09 PM

Man, that sucks. That French dude had it right when he said that Hell is other people :(

If it makes you feel better, I'm thinking of dropping out of uni :)

Goldsausage 02-23-2009 07:16 PM

What DIDN'T happen?

...Oh yeah, you wouldn't know. It happened to me.

Well I had half day at college today so after I was done I went to catch a public bus home, now there's usually always some weirdo on their today but man.

I sat down and then this guy who's my age bought a ticket, he had his tracksuit half way down his boxers, and he wasn't exactly wearing the most complimentry boxers. Seriously, it was just stupid. Granted, I did it when I was like 15 and a chav but AT 17 GOING ON 18 IT'S BLOODY RIDICULOUS.

Then he sat down and the bus was getting quite full. And old lady was getting on but some girl was sat down in the Elderly spot and the old woman couldn't sit down but she wasn't saying anything. Anyway, I don't usually care about old grannies but I felt guilty got not saying something so I spoke to the girl and said "Excuse me, this may be the weirdest chat up line you ever heard but - I think that old lady wants to sit there", the girl smiled and moved away.

Then the old lady turns to me and goes "OLD?" and gave me the dirtiest look ever. I was thinking "WTF? I just got you a seat! And let's face it, you ain't no spring chicken love, you're like 80" but I just smiled and laughed it off.

Then the bus started moving and every 30 seconds someone would call for the bus to be stopped so they can get off. Then at one stop some guy who used to go to school with me got on, I hate him but that was it, I hated him, saw him today and it peed me off because I hate him. Anyway, then some lady got on the bus and sat next to me, she stunk like something stinky.

THEN FINALLY after what felt like a year we turned up at my town so I got off. First off I popped into Sainsbury's for a wee then I came out. And as I came out I saw this guy and a girl, and this girl called Rhi is also someone I went to school with and she spotted me :(

Now I have to give you backstory otherwise you won't understand why I dislike her. In Year 10 I was getting pretty close with this girl called Kim, I knew she fancied me and she knew I fancied her but none of us had done anything about it yet, and I was planning to at the London Drama trip we had. Anyway, on this trip we had to see Woman In Black at the West End, and it's a horror play.

We were all told where to sit. I was sat next to Rhi and some mate of mine, Kim was sat behind me, before the show started I'd keep turning round to her so we could talk, we had a couple real good conversations. Anyway, then Rhi asked that if during the scary parts she can hold my hand, now me being polite I said yes, also I didn't think it'd be scary, the teachers were just trying to scare us all for some unknown reason, I just want a reason to hate teachers I guess :p

Anyway, as soon as the play started she grabbed my hand and rarely ever let go throughout the whole thing. Kim has barely spoken to me since and we grew apart, and for that I blame Rhi :mad: Or Lil Miss Cockblocker as I like to call her in my head. Man I was so pissed off, I would have been so happy with Kim. Anyway, I never told Rhi about what she ruined but everytime I see her out and about with someone else she has a habit of telling the person that she held my hand and would always ask "How's your hand Oli?" to which I'd always politely smile.

Well I saw her today, she was with a guy and she introduced us and said about the hand thing. I was already in a bad mood and she was making it worse so I just quickly smiled and walked on.

Now you know in town centres where you get a block of shops but every now and then they'll be an alley in between two shops that cars go down? Well I was walking home and a car just came shooting out and scared the shit outta me - and yes it was a woman driver, unsurpisenly, no offence ladies :p - anyway, she just mouthed "Sorry" with an embarassing smile to go with it. Man that pissed me off, the stupid cow nearly hit me off my feet and didn't even bother to get out and ask if I was ok. Grrr.

After that lil ordeal I figured I needed some Dr Pepper to calm me down. Well, actually I just needed it cos I'm addicted but what the hey. So I got some and carried on walking home but got stuck behind two girls. Y'know when you get stuck behind the slowest people on Earth and you can't get passed them? Yeah, I had that for 20 mins all the way home, I was tempted to go "BEEEEEEEEEP" but didn't have the balls :(

Then I finally got home and felt like having a few go's on my punch bag but I forgot dad took it down :cry:

So yeah, I'm not in a happy mood.

KeepTheFaith2211 02-23-2009 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldsausage II (Post 908035)
What DIDN'T happen?

...Oh yeah, you wouldn't know. It happened to me.

Well I had half day at college today so after I was done I went to catch a public bus home, now there's usually always some weirdo on their today but man.

I sat down and then this guy who's my age bought a ticket, he had his tracksuit half way down his boxers, and he wasn't exactly wearing the most complimentry boxers. Seriously, it was just stupid. Granted, I did it when I was like 15 and a chav but AT 17 GOING ON 18 IT'S BLOODY RIDICULOUS.

Then he sat down and the bus was getting quite full. And old lady was getting on but some girl was sat down in the Elderly spot and the old woman couldn't sit down but she wasn't saying anything. Anyway, I don't usually care about old grannies but I felt guilty got not saying something so I spoke to the girl and said "Excuse me, this may be the weirdest chat up line you ever heard but - I think that old lady wants to sit there", the girl smiled and moved away.

Then the old lady turns to me and goes "OLD?" and gave me the dirtiest look ever. I was thinking "WTF? I just got you a seat! And let's face it, you ain't no spring chicken love, you're like 80" but I just smiled and laughed it off.

Then the bus started moving and every 30 seconds someone would call for the bus to be stopped so they can get off. Then at one stop some guy who used to go to school with me got on, I hate him but that was it, I hated him, saw him today and it peed me off because I hate him. Anyway, then some lady got on the bus and sat next to me, she stunk like something stinky.

THEN FINALLY after what felt like a year we turned up at my town so I got off. First off I popped into Sainsbury's for a wee then I came out. And as I came out I saw this guy and a girl, and this girl called Rhi is also someone I went to school with and she spotted me :(

Now I have to give you backstory otherwise you won't understand why I dislike her. In Year 10 I was getting pretty close with this girl called Kim, I knew she fancied me and she knew I fancied her but none of us had done anything about it yet, and I was planning to at the London Drama trip we had. Anyway, on this trip we had to see Woman In Black at the West End, and it's a horror play.

We were all told where to sit. I was sat next to Rhi and some mate of mine, Kim was sat behind me, before the show started I'd keep turning round to her so we could talk, we had a couple real good conversations. Anyway, then Rhi asked that if during the scary parts she can hold my hand, now me being polite I said yes, also I didn't think it'd be scary, the teachers were just trying to scare us all for some unknown reason, I just want a reason to hate teachers I guess :p

Anyway, as soon as the play started she grabbed my hand and rarely ever let go throughout the whole thing. Kim has barely spoken to me since and we grew apart, and for that I blame Rhi :mad: Or Lil Miss Cockblocker as I like to call her in my head. Man I was so pissed off, I would have been so happy with Kim. Anyway, I never told Rhi about what she ruined but everytime I see her out and about with someone else she has a habit of telling the person that she held my hand and would always ask "How's your hand Oli?" to which I'd always politely smile.

Well I saw her today, she was with a guy and she introduced us and said about the hand thing. I was already in a bad mood and she was making it worse so I just quickly smiled and walked on.

Now you know in town centres where you get a block of shops but every now and then they'll be an alley in between two shops that cars go down? Well I was walking home and a car just came shooting out and scared the shit outta me - and yes it was a woman driver, unsurpisenly, no offence ladies :p - anyway, she just mouthed "Sorry" with an embarassing smile to go with it. Man that pissed me off, the stupid cow nearly hit me off my feet and didn't even bother to get out and ask if I was ok. Grrr.

After that lil ordeal I figured I needed some Dr Pepper to calm me down. Well, actually I just needed it cos I'm addicted but what the hey. So I got some and carried on walking home but got stuck behind two girls. Y'know when you get stuck behind the slowest people on Earth and you can't get passed them? Yeah, I had that for 20 mins all the way home, I was tempted to go "BEEEEEEEEEP" but didn't have the balls :(

Then I finally got home and felt like having a few go's on my punch bag but I forgot dad took it down :cry:

So yeah, I'm not in a happy mood.

Wow, bad day or what?

I bet you have the best day ever tomorrow :lol:

Goldsausage 02-23-2009 07:34 PM

What did you quote all that for? Holy Sambora Batman! Do you not remember what I said about throttleing?

And I won't have the best day ever tommorow :( I was supposed to have started my project 4 weeks ago, it's gotta be in Wednesday and I haven't started it yet because I was rebelling against something.

Now it's so close to to headline and my balls have shrunk so I'm gonna have to spend my whole day off starting and finishing my project. That means I have to cancel seeing my mate :cry: And we were gonna do such awesome things tommorow.

Chica Guacamole 02-23-2009 07:40 PM

Good luck with that mate :)

Goldsausage 02-23-2009 07:42 PM

I need a miracle :(

But it's ok. I've been here many times before and I usually get away with it because I'm so darn clever.

However, if I ever see that granny again...:mad:

Chica Guacamole 02-23-2009 07:43 PM

Old people generally irritate me. Actually, a lot of people are irritating me right now. GRRR.

My friend just bought me a T-shirt that says GRRRRRRRR on it. How very apt.

Goldsausage 02-23-2009 07:44 PM

Oh my. Who's irritating you?

Man, I think people in the UK just generally suck. Or at least where I'm from, no one's cool down here.

Chica Guacamole 02-23-2009 07:46 PM

All my French lecturers and one of my Spanish lecturers. Seriously, I think I should just spare everyone the inevitable and just drop out now.

KeepTheFaith2211 02-23-2009 07:46 PM

Oli I quoted it because it was simply down to habit :p


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