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Breaking News....
Cruise Packages now available for the 02
For the bargain price of £575. Package includes Shitty bbq up the filthy Thames Probably be pi**ing down* ** Seat inside the 02 somewhere. Fast-track entry into the venue (dont waste 2 minutes of your life in a queue) DJ and entertainment ( bring your ipod just in case hes crap) Merchandise and souvenir laminate ( bit of plastic basically) Personal hostesses (Presumably sex is involved for this price?) Pre and After-show party * official Bon Jovi umbrellas available £32.50 only ** booking fee of £10 per umbrella ordered. What ever happened to just buying a ticket to a rock show having a few beers and having a few quid left in your pocket? Fu*k this for a laugh!! |
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