Tico Quits!!
 

Just heard on uk radio that tico has quit the band.

The reasons are as follows,

Jon has told him to lose some weight and have botox as he looks 20 years older than the rest of the guys. He told him he "sucks" as a drummer and has banned him from all interviews, cause nobody wants to talk to him as nobody apart from the die-hards no who he is.

Tico states " they always give me cheap cigars, ( more than likely cafe de crem) i just want some of those big cuban ones, ( cause he is the crazy cuban after all) and from a artistic point of view i want to play with other artists as im not getting any younger, i have been approached be several great musicians and hope to get hooked up soon"

A session drummer will fill in as the tour goes on

2 words. Bull and Shit. Put them together in any order you choose.:D:D:D:D

P.S I'm pretty sure he has enough money to get some Cuban cigars himself.

Sbhuiltl???? :?

I think I read this story in the Enquirer in 1986, only without the botox because it wasn't popular then.

This rumor has been around since the Slippery days.

I remember this line from the New Jersey home video. As for quitting before he definitely has a new gig hooked up (at HIS age?), The Crazy Cuban isn't THAT crazy! :D

Of course, I wouldn't mind if he finally quit SMOKING...

If you ask me, Jon boy needs to gain weight. I could lift him up and stick him over my shoulder, he looks like he weighes no more than a bag of sugar!!

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Jon is actually really very fat. This skinny rumours have to do with deceptive clothing and a lot of really tricky camera angle.....

Poor guy, If only he would just exercise more often :(

..wait, you've got it all wrong. What happened to the part about the South-Serbian three-eyed midget orphans and the donkey? I thought that played a big part in Tico quitting the band. :confused: