The rumor of Jon's death is greatly exaggerated
 

I doubt this will be up much longer:

http://dailynewbloginternational.wor...vi-dead-at-49/

Note the reference to the Empress Hotel, a part-time gay hangout.

Word is that he's alive, well, and doing Advil commercials.

eh....

http://www.drycounty.com/jovitalk/sh...ad.php?t=53717

Mission accomplished -- I did what journalists are supposed to do, and the post has been "updated."