No Tico on current leg of the tour
 

I think this needs to be stickied.

Not really.

Stick this bitch up top and watch it fly past the Richie thread. I predict 10,000 pages by Christmas.

I'll go first with the inside scoop on what's really happening in the world of BJ (FYI 'BJ' should not to be confused with blow job or Brazilian jujitsu)

So, a friend of mine just texted me and told me that his friend is the surgeon who operated on Tico. Well to cut a short story even shorter; apparently it wasn't a problem with his gall bladder or appendix. Jon has supposedly fitted the whole band with internal tracking bugs as part of his new initiative to keep band members in line which is named 'Track Whereabouts And Threaten' or TWAT for short. Soooooooooo, Tico was playing golf and smoking his hand made Cuban when all of a sudden the bug exploded in Tico's stomach. It did quite a bit of damage but Tico is okay and another bug has been fitted. So no need to worry foks.