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Thomas Anderson 02-05-2003 08:48 PM
The Funniest Joke EVER!!!
 
This was apparently researched by CNN, who asked many jokes to many people around the globe, and this was the most appealing:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

It's quite funny, but nowhere near the best ever.

Anyone have any contenders for funniest?

ugly_queen_from_mars 02-05-2003 08:51 PM
it's ok but not funny! :?

choclady 02-05-2003 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ugly_queen_from_mars
it's ok but not funny! :?
which planet are you from? of course it's funny :lol:

ugly_queen_from_mars 02-05-2003 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by choclady
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Originally Posted by ugly_queen_from_mars
it's ok but not funny! :?
which planet are you from? of course it's funny :lol:
can't you read? mars!?! :D
do you consider this joke as one of the funniest jokes???????? :?
i have heard similar jokes a billion times!

choclady 02-05-2003 09:03 PM
no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :D :P

Christo 02-05-2003 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by choclady
no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :D :P
There's another thread in here where jess and krb both told a joke each, both which were funnier than that one! :)

jess 02-05-2003 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Christo
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Originally Posted by choclady
no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :D :P
There's another thread in here where jess and krb both told a joke each, both which were funnier than that one! :)

AHHH ! :evil: don't write our two names so close one to the other :evil:

Christo 02-05-2003 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by jess
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Originally Posted by Christo
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Originally Posted by choclady
no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :D :P
There's another thread in here where jess and krb both told a joke each, both which were funnier than that one! :)

AHHH ! :evil: don't write our two names so close one to the other :evil:
Sorry jess, but one posted, then the other followed, what can I do? :? :)

jess 02-05-2003 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Christo
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Originally Posted by choclady
no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :D :P
There's another thread in here where jess and :robot: both told a joke each, both which were funnier than that one! :)

or something like that :!:

jovilaura_fi 02-06-2003 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by choclady
no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :D :P
:D :D :D :D Maybe come next JT awards, I can get nominated for that? :lol:


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