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Thierry 06-05-2016 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bonjovi90 (Post 1201537)
Wow, that was horrendous...

Yup time to hang it up Jon. You are done!

Maybe they can ask axl rose to replace him.

united17 06-06-2016 01:45 AM

They just uploaded a 20sec clip of Pretty Woman too - I hope it's just a shitty recording, I really do.

rosa3 06-06-2016 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bonjovi90 (Post 1201537)
Wow, that was horrendous...

And your basing this opinion on a 10 sec video? Only 10 seconds? :rolleyes:

Javier 06-06-2016 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by rosa3 (Post 1201545)
And your basing this opinion on a 10 sec video? Only 10 seconds? :rolleyes:

10 awful seconds :)

rosa3 06-06-2016 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Thierry (Post 1201538)
Yup time to hang it up Jon. You are done!

Maybe they can ask axl rose to replace him.

I would love for u to tell this to Jon's face, personally! But u only have the U know what to say this here, behind the laptop, that's what all trolls do. Let me know if u ever met Jon and tell exactly what u said here to his face and tell us what he says, maybe he will give u Axl's phone number so u can call him yourself to replace him :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

bonjovi90 06-06-2016 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rosa3 (Post 1201545)
And your basing this opinion on a 10 sec video? Only 10 seconds? :rolleyes:

Yes, because if you listen to these you know that the rest must've been just as bad. Even if some Jon fans don't want to hear that :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by rosa3 (Post 1201549)
I would love for u to tell this to Jon's face, personally! But u only have the U know what to say this here, behind the laptop, that's what all trolls do. Let me know if u ever met Jon and tell exactly what u said here to his face and tell us what he says, maybe he will give u Axl's phone number so u can call him yourself to replace him :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Thierry or Seb would probably really do that :D

Thierry 06-06-2016 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bonjovi90 (Post 1201553)
Yes, because if you listen to these you know that the rest must've been just as bad. Even if some Jon fans don't want to hear that :rolleyes:



Thierry or Seb would probably really do that :D


And I've met Jon once in London in 2010. He was nice there but I was nice to him too. At that time he still could sing.

Please go back to backstage rosa3.

Peace!

Lucas_Roli 06-06-2016 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Walleris (Post 1201444)
Off course he will. Not once has Jon's shitty vocals forced him to cancel shows or tours.

Even when he has hay fever and could barely make noise in the Sofia show, he still kept going.

He was a vocal god in 2013 Sofia compared to 2015 mini tour, in fact Jon during the 2015 tour was the Whining and Whispering God.

Geez those snippets from Bon Jovi Updates on FB were horrible I would be ashamed to sing in front of so many people with that voice, he sounds as if he just ran 5km and quickly hoped on stage to sing without a break.

Anyway here are my predictions on Jon's voice:

2017 - Jon shows us his vocal tehnique which is inspired from todlers crying and also adds some sensual whispers on the perfect songs, for example "I'm a cowboy" or "When the waydd gits in my fiiice i sii(the whining tehnique) have a nice day(softly whispered).

2020 - Jon apparently forgot most of the alphabet and mostly uses the letter "I" while singing, he also greatly improved his whispering tehnique, now he can whisper during the whole performance of In These Arms !!

2023 - Jon is almost completely voiceless, now he can barely talk he rarely gives interviews and when he does he whispers every word that doesn't contain the letter I but everytime "I" comes up he shows us that he still got it and he'll go something like: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (hav.. beca... col..) the part after "I" being pretty much inaudible.

2025- Jon is completely voicelss and can't even whisper anymore, now he writes songs for other artists along with Richie Sambora with whom he had made peace with. They have a very interesting chemestry now, Jon writes about integrity and politics while Richie writes about alcohol, drugs and sex. They're lyrics go like this:

"When the world gets in my face they say ..This guys is shit faaaaced"

"I found a better day This bottle of Jack showed me the way Today is election day on this lost highway"


"It's my lifee it's now or never my liver can't take this forever I just wanna drink while I'm alive"

I actually wanted to delete all this but I spent like 10 minutes writing this post so I decided not to delete it. In case you wonder I am not a Bon Jovi hater.. I felt in love with this band in 2011 and still love it very very much, I just find it funny to make fun of them from time to time.

rosa3 06-07-2016 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucas_Roli (Post 1201569)
He was a vocal god in 2013 Sofia compared to 2015 mini tour, in fact Jon during the 2015 tour was the Whining and Whispering God.

Geez those snippets from Bon Jovi Updates on FB were horrible I would be ashamed to sing in front of so many people with that voice, he sounds as if he just ran 5km and quickly hoped on stage to sing without a break.

Anyway here are my predictions on Jon's voice:

2017 - Jon shows us his vocal tehnique which is inspired from todlers crying and also adds some sensual whispers on the perfect songs, for example "I'm a cowboy" or "When the waydd gits in my fiiice i sii(the whining tehnique) have a nice day(softly whispered).

2020 - Jon apparently forgot most of the alphabet and mostly uses the letter "I" while singing, he also greatly improved his whispering tehnique, now he can whisper during the whole performance of In These Arms !!

2023 - Jon is almost completely voiceless, now he can barely talk he rarely gives interviews and when he does he whispers every word that doesn't contain the letter I but everytime "I" comes up he shows us that he still got it and he'll go something like: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (hav.. beca... col..) the part after "I" being pretty much inaudible.

2025- Jon is completely voicelss and can't even whisper anymore, now he writes songs for other artists along with Richie Sambora with whom he had made peace with. They have a very interesting chemestry now, Jon writes about integrity and politics while Richie writes about alcohol, drugs and sex. They're lyrics go like this:

"When the world gets in my face they say ..This guys is shit faaaaced"

"I found a better day This bottle of Jack showed me the way Today is election day on this lost highway"


"It's my lifee it's now or never my liver can't take this forever I just wanna drink while I'm alive"

I actually wanted to delete all this but I spent like 10 minutes writing this post so I decided not to delete it. In case you wonder I am not a Bon Jovi hater.. I felt in love with this band in 2011 and still love it very very much, I just find it funny to make fun of them from time to time.

Then u are not a Bon Jovi. Anyone who wishes ill on someone, especially for Jon's voice to give out completely so that he can't even talk is not a really fan, in fact, it just makes u a mean person. I don't care if u were joking, its not right. Some of u guys here need to get a grip on this whole voice thing, yes his voice is not the same as it was back in the day, but that is what happens when u get older, now don't give me the same crap about other musicians his age or older that have better voices and sing better, that is them, they are not Jon. I truly believe in my heart that the majority of "fans" here on this website are not even fans, just people that have no life and just want to rant against Jon because they just don't like him, that is my opinion, and I am sticking to it. BTW, this took me 5 minutes to write!

bonjovi90 06-07-2016 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by rosa3 (Post 1201574)
Then u are not a Bon Jovi. Anyone who wishes ill on someone, especially for Jon's voice to give out completely so that he can't even talk is not a really fan, in fact, it just makes u a mean person. I don't care if u were joking, its not right. Some of u guys here need to get a grip on this whole voice thing, yes his voice is not the same as it was back in the day, but that is what happens when u get older, now don't give me the same crap about other musicians his age or older that have better voices and sing better, that is them, they are not Jon. I truly believe in my heart that the majority of "fans" here on this website are not even fans, just people that have no life and just want to rant against Jon because they just don't like him, that is my opinion, and I am sticking to it. BTW, this took me 5 minutes to write!

First of all - his post was nothing but sarcasm. If you don't know how to deal with that you're going to have a damn hard time on this board, I can guarantee you that :D

Secondly - most of us are diehard fans of the band and they've gotten a lot of praise for their performances up until 2012. But many users don't excuse everything on here and are just bitterly disappointed by the band's (and especially) Jon's rapid decline in terms of vocals, showmanship and overall passion during the last years. And we have every right to express that.


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