The Monty Python Thread
 

So as to avoid disrupting the inventions thread and to satisfy my urge to quote...Herrrrrre's the Monty Python Thread lol



Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled like elderberries......but please feel free to post any quotes..and yes I know this has been done before but what's the harm!


And now for something completly different.....

Re: The Monty Python Thread
 

"no... you 'ad to go trottin' off to Barnsley"

"Hampstead wasn't good enough for you"

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our cheif weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...our two main weapons are surprise fear and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope...


Gah I can't think of many now I've started the thread...you people out there made me nervous DON'T USE THE COMFY CHAIR I BEG OF YOU!!

"Look you stupid b*stard, you've got no arms left!"

"Yes I have"

(pointing at missing arms)"What's that then?"

"Just a flesh wound"

'have it you"

I'll come in again

Not You!

"Come on then!"

"What are you gonna do....bleed on me?"

"I'm invincible"

"You're a looney"

"The black knight always triumphs. Have it you"

"Look, I'll have your leg!....Right" (chops off leg)

"I will not buy this reccord. It is scratched."
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
"Do you waaaaaaaaaaant to come to my place, bouncy bouncy?"
"If I said you had a beautiful body, Would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."
"Drop your panties, St John, I cannot wait til lunchtime."

I love the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch.

me too!

The ultimate best Monty Python sketch is the Parrot Sketch;

"It's pining"

"The only reason it was standing on it's perch is because it had been nailed there"