the last parachute
 

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but
only 4
parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player,
the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and
left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former
US
President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So she
took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the
United
States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a
superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American history,
so
America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him
and
jumped out of the plane.
The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
school girl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as
a
Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The
girl said, "It's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's
cleverest president has taken my schoolbag."

:lol:

rof lmao

thats is too funny :-) hehe

i like this one :) i was reading it last week (a friend sent it to me), and my son was a bit curious and asked why i was laughing ... so i explained him, and he told me "maybe he wanted to go to school because he never went to before ..." i don't know how to tranlate it, but you can understand, i think it was really funny, i don't know if he was serious or no :? :wink:

That IS cute. ;)

this is one of the best jokes i ever heard about that guy :lol:

Great! I love that one!

I actually anticipated the joke when I heard the name "George W Bush", but it was still very funny.

The jokes are the ones that are true.....
Like, George Bush finally puts his finger on why France's economy doesn't thrive as the US's..... "Their problem is they don't have a word for entrepreneur". There's also the picture where he's looking through the binoculours that still have the caps on!!!!!!

What a guy!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

he may be stupid, he may be about to kill thousands of innocent people, but by God he gives us something to laugh at!!!!!!!

http://funnylikehell.tripod.com/bush6.html

i'd actually prefer it if he was just a little more intelligent and wouldn't kill a thousands of ppl- there's still a lot to ridicule in this world- but it shouldn't be the world's most powerful man...
but i get your point :P

I have hearded this one before :lol: