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jess 03-31-2003 12:54 PM

numbers (sara likes them)
 
This is a Test
get your pencil and paper!(maybe even a calculator)



STEP ONE

Pick a number between 1 and 100, Multiply it by 5. Add your age minus the number in family. Divide the number by 10 rounding to the nearest decimal Write down the number on 1 side of a piece of paper

STEP TWO

Pick another different number between 1 and 100. Multiply by 1998 Add the number in your family and minus your age Divide the number by 10 rounding to the nearest decimal Write down the number on the other side of the piece of paper

STEP THREE

Take the first 2 digits of your home phone number and add them to the last 2 digits of your work number and multiply by 365. Write the number on a new sheet of paper

STEP FOUR

Fold the first page in half. Now fold the second page. Place them side by side



Now pick up the two sheets - sheet one in your left hand and sheet two in your right hand

NOW....









Find a bin and place the sheets in it Now using both your hands, slap yourself around the head while repeating "I'm an insane idiot who wastes too much time on stuff like this..." (he he he!)


(i know my friends always send me stupid things :lol: )

choclady 03-31-2003 04:56 PM

:lol:

this is brilliant jess :D I just tried it on my sister and she did all that (except for slapping herself) :wink: :lol:

Jeanne 03-31-2003 10:39 PM

well Jess you didn`t catch me on that one!!!
I have to boast and brag a little and said that Any law student knows that you need to read everything before acting on something. We always read the fine print on a contract before signing...

Thomas Anderson 04-01-2003 12:03 AM

Good one. lol.

I was gonna do it, but I read the whole thing first, lol.

Sara 04-01-2003 12:18 AM

:shock:

the 'multiply by 1998' part made me think ;) too complicated :P

good one heh :twisted:

jess 04-01-2003 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanne
Any law student knows that you need to read everything before acting on something.

i hope not only the law students Jeanne !!!

XRds1Bnce16 04-01-2003 01:18 AM

Crap.

Mike McRock 04-01-2003 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jess
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanne
Any law student knows that you need to read everything before acting on something.

i hope not only the law students Jeanne !!!

If I can avoid having to read something by signing, then by golly I sign the damn thing!!!!!

Like today, keyboard arrives, rodie type delivery man...... I could have read the small print, I coud have found out exactly what I was signing, read through some sort of bookelt no doubt, but no, I signed and got in with playing some rock and roll!!!

When you buy something from a shop, and they say "check the ammount and sign"..... how many people actually check the ammount?[/i]

Jeanne 04-01-2003 04:43 AM

well I forgot to mention that most law student are crazy AND paranoid at the same time, so we read everything because we are always afraid to get screwed up!!! this is normal in the legal world, because some lawyers are real asshole and they really want to make you sign impossibly stupid stuff!

Jaguar 04-01-2003 07:40 AM

*slaps herself repeatedly* You're so mean to us gullable people...ie Me


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