FHM 100 Sexual Perversions
 

for everybody who reads FHM or just those people with a sense of humour i advise you to read the 100 perversions article in the new issue.....it's one of the funniest things i've ever read....i recommend number 15 Ken Dodding....i would post it here but its isn't really suitable!

Re: FHM 100 Sexual Perversions
 

oh do! We won't tell anybody :wink:


I'm not exactly going to pay for the thing myself now am I (nothing to do with embarassment, just cheepness :D )

lol read FHM in work the other day :lol:
ken dodding was one of the made up ones they did wasn't it?


SERIOUSLY IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 (OR 21 IN SOME FASCIST PLACES :P ) OR PART OF THE PC BRIGADE THEN DO NOT READ THIS THREAD

Ken Dodding: This is the sexual perversion of unloading ur goods, so to speak, over ur sleeping wife's hair without her knowing. she will wake up with hair like ken dodd.

not word for word but thats pretty close from wot i remember. theres some pretty sick and weird stuff in there. lol bathing the dog was pretty funny but i think describing it is taking it too far even if it was made up :D

lol, I'm guessing that everybody under 18 would have just looked at it, but for the "seriously", now they certainly won't read on.

i must say one of my favourites is The Screwnicorn:

A sexula perversion favoured by the sapphic sisterhood, this is the correct term for strapping a dildo to your forehead and headbutting her beaver like a demented Leeds fan.

genius!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

is that a fan who missinterpreted the chant.... "You're going down going down going down, going down going down going dooown, going down going down going down"