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krb102 04-08-2003 08:14 PM

New to the Board? *Read This!*
 
Hi there and welcome to the BSWJBJ, oops, I mean Dry County message board.

Please take time to familiarize yourselves with the following rules before posting:

Please post in the right forum. Compliments on Jon's looks go in the general BJ discussion. Compliments on Jon's voice go in the general Bon Jovi discussion. Compliments on Jon's.... you know what, if you want to compliment Jon, do it in the general Bon Jovi discussion.

Comments on any other member of the band should be posted in the Non Bon Jovi forum.

If you feel you have an opinion to offer, or feel that you may be developing your own opinion please be advised that this is looked down upon and will probably be deleted.

Please not that you cannot sell concert tickets on this board. Jon has a monopoly on ripping off fans and he doesn't want others stealing his business.

Thank you for your time and enjoy complimenting Jon.

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Come and see By-Jovi, we're too stupid to write our own songs.

Kev 04-08-2003 08:30 PM

Couldnt have put it better myself Krb ;-)

Yvonne 04-08-2003 09:35 PM

Re: New to the Board? *Read This!*
 
This has got to be the funniest post ive seen for a long time!

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Jon has a monopoly on ripping off fans and he doesn't want others stealing his business.
Have to agree with this bit most of all! Ticket prices are ridiculous this time round and all he is doing is ripping people off.

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Thank you for your time and enjoy complimenting Jon.
I dont think i've ever complimented the man himself or i would've remembered! Unless you call calling him arrogant and up his own arse a compliment!

letitrock 04-08-2003 09:37 PM

well said krb102

i love jon, he has an amazing body and his voice is stronger today than it was in the 80s... and to top it all off he is loyal to his fans, changing the setlists every night, playing 3 hour long sets, and charging low prices for tickets and high quality new albums

krb102 04-08-2003 09:43 PM

Remember people, if this post flares up then all I did was offer a parody of BSWJBJ. It is not my fault.

Derek Bliss 04-08-2003 09:48 PM

Oh my god... it's alive. Jon is still the devil, eh? Afraid your title is in jeopardy? If you'd pull your head out of your ass long enough to read up on the concert industry, you'd realize Bon Jovi tickets are among the most affordable out there these days (true the concert industry has very inflated prices... but Bon Jovi are not the culprits.) But, hey... the truth is nothiing you're very interested in posting. Just whatever riles people up and allows you to piss on Jon....

krb102 04-08-2003 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek Bliss
Oh my god... it's alive. Jon is still the devil, eh? Afraid your title is in jeopardy? If you'd pull your head out of your ass long enough to read up on the concert industry, you'd realize Bon Jovi tickets are among the most affordable out there these days (true the concert industry has very inflated prices... but Bon Jovi are not the culprits.) But, hey... the truth is nothiing you're very interested in posting. Just whatever riles people up and allows you to piss on Jon....

If that is aimed at me then do you think that the producers of the Simpsons get complaints from all of the people/films/shows etc. that they make a parody of? or do you think some of them have a sense of humour?

letitrock 04-08-2003 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek Bliss
Oh my god... it's alive. Jon is still the devil, eh? Afraid your title is in jeopardy? If you'd pull your head out of your ass long enough to read up on the concert industry, you'd realize Bon Jovi tickets are among the most affordable out there these days (true the concert industry has very inflated prices... but Bon Jovi are not the culprits.) But, hey... the truth is nothiing you're very interested in posting. Just whatever riles people up and allows you to piss on Jon....

Bon Jovi £48
Deep Purple £30
Yes £40
Page & Plant £25
Roger Waters £30
Keith Emerson £24
DIO £16
Alice Cooper/DIO £18

no you are wrong Derek (for UK anyway) - they are actually the dearest i have known other than Pavarottit, Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney and Borcelli

Yvonne 04-08-2003 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek Bliss
If you'd pull your head out of your ass long enough to read up on the concert industry, you'd realize Bon Jovi tickets are among the most affordable out there these days (true the concert industry has very inflated prices... but Bon Jovi are not the culprits.)

Ok then, BJ have affordable priced tickets! Yeah if you call £30-£50 affordable.

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But, hey... the truth is nothiing you're very interested in posting. Just whatever riles people up and allows you to piss on Jon....
People can say what they want when they want about who they want, ever heard of freedom of speech?!

Dawn 04-08-2003 10:07 PM

If this board was like BSWJBJ then I WOULDNT here.

Dawn


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