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Old 04-22-2005, 11:49 PM
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I think this has to be a contender...

Hey Honey im packing you in - Bryan Adams

Had enough of your crazy ways
Had enough of your leaviní for days
Donít wanna hear you wagginí your chin
Sick íní tired of your noisy din
Donít want another kick on the shin
Hey honey - Iím packiní you in!

Had enough of your faddy diet!
I canít wait for a real good fry up
Iím gettiní bored of microwave cookiní
And you telliní me how awful Iím lookiní
Donít wanna hear how you gotta be thin
Hey honey - Iím packiní you in!


I donít wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
Iím gettiní out before the goiní gets grim
So hey honey - Iím packiní you in!
Had enough of you hanginí round bars
And crashiní up my favorite car


!Sick íní tired of this and that and ya askiní for favours
And usiní up my brand new razors
Donít want another cut on my chin


I donít wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
Iím gettiní out before the goiní gets grim
So hey honey - Iím packiní you in!

No point in hanginí round with a restless heart
Donít wanna let you down but Iím blowiní this town
For a brand new start
I want out - you want in
Forget about that weddiní ring!

Had enough of your hand in the til
Sick íní tired of your credit card bills
Get on back to your next of kin

Hey honey..
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Old 04-23-2005, 08:37 AM
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This looks pretty stupid as well. IMO.

Brainstorm - Online

I'm reading your letters
I hope you are mine
You say that you're always fine,
But if you feel sad you can reach me online

I hope you are better,
I'll meet you at nine
You will say that you're always fine
But if you still feel sad you can reach me online

And you and you and you
Too many passwords, codes and gateways to reach you
And every time I search that's true, it's even easier to find U2 than the real U
W, WÖ.too much trouble, I would say even double
And finally I can't understand it at all
I see the biggest screen without you on my wall

I'm reading your letters I hope you are mine
You say that you're always fine,
But if you feel sad you can reach me online

I hope you are better, I'll meet you at nine
You will say that you're always fine
But if you still feel sad you can reach me online

Will you come with me to that place
Where heaven meens the sea
We'll be standing face to face
No mobile phones, so free, so free, so free...

And you and you and you
What would you say if someone comes to you and asks "What is Your favourite dream?",
Öand I would answer - "to see HER on my screen"
"All right", he would say, "then find a real password - a key to her heart,
Its not too simple, it's not too smart", and then
Your dream will be saved forever...

I'm reading your letters
I hope you are mine
You say that you're always fine,
But if you feel sad you can reach me online

I hope you are better,
I'll meet you at nine
You will say that you're always fine
But if you still feel sad you can reach me online
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Old 04-23-2005, 03:04 PM
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Had enough of your faddy diet!
I canít wait for a real good fry up
Iím gettiní bored of microwave cookiní
And you telliní me how awful Iím lookiní
Donít wanna hear how you gotta be thin
Hey honey - Iím packiní you in!
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Old 04-25-2005, 12:04 AM
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What about. "I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches....."


You get the idea. I know lets see how many times we can fit a shite lyric into the same song. The song is obvious called Peaches, can't rememeber who did it, but it was mid 90s I think.
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I don't know but the recent gwen stefani songs sound pretty stupid.

"If I was a rich girl shanananananananana"
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:56 AM
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I don't know but the recent gwen stefani songs sound pretty stupid.

"If I was a rich girl shanananananananana"
Oh, yeah. That was bad. It was a total rip-off of Fiddler on the Roof.

I can't think of the song with the worst lyrics I've ever heard. Well, actually, I can, but I'd get killed if I said it.
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Oooh, how about Gwen's new song, Hollaback Girl. There's an entire section of the song that goes:

Let me hear you say, this sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, the sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S



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What about. "I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches, I'm going to the country gonna eat some lot of peaches....."


You get the idea. I know lets see how many times we can fit a shite lyric into the same song. The song is obvious called Peaches, can't rememeber who did it, but it was mid 90s I think.
The Presidents of the United States of America are responsible for that one...I thought it was kind of cute...but I was in like 7th grade at the time it came out.
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Aloha !

When you think about it, most lyrics from Bryan Adams are pretty shite.

Let's make a night to remember
from january, to december
let's make love soft and tender
let's make a night to remember

Here I am - this is me
There's no where else on earth I'd rather be
Here I am - it's just me and you
And tonight we make our dreams come true

I wanna be - your lipstick - when ya lick it;
I wanna be - your high heels - when ya kick it;
I wanna be - your sweet love babe - ya when you make it;
From your feet up to your hair - more than anything I swear
I wanna be - your underwear

And if you really want to read bad lyrics, check them out from his new album. A lot of them are really terrible.

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Old 04-25-2005, 09:06 AM
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The Presidents of the United States of America are responsible for that one...I thought it was kind of cute...but I was in like 7th grade at the time it came out.
Well, what can you expect from a band that had a total of 5 strings in their instruments. They were a trio by the way with a guitar and a bass...

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