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Old 12-13-2002, 09:16 AM
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Whom whould have been in Bon Jovi, if they were women?
I think 'JLo' whould have been 'JON',
'Sheryl Crow' whould have been 'Richie',
'Alanis Morisette' would have been 'Tico' And
'Tori Amos' would have been 'David'

What u think, whom whould have made in to the band?
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Old 12-13-2002, 09:37 AM
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I think it's not so bad .... BUT, it's frightened to think about it. I need BJ like they are in my life
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Old 12-13-2002, 12:48 PM
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i think i like bj the way they r
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Sorry, but putting Jon in the same sentence as JLo is just offensive! I can't stand her! The rest are ok, but is there anyone better suited to Jon than THAT ?!
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Imagine Kylie Minoge heading BJ, that would be a contrast, and a bit too scary to contemplate.
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Gloria Estafen could be Jon

Cher should be Ritchie

Bonnie Tyler could be Dave

Joanie Jet could be Tico
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Imagine Kylie Minoge heading BJ, that would be a contrast, and a bit too scary to contemplate.
Just don't wanna see her name of this board ...
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Old 12-13-2002, 08:33 PM
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lol very weird topic .....
I can't imagine BJ being something else that BJ ... I love this band this way ... with Jon as Jon Richie As Richie.... or maybe i'm wrong what about Jon being Tico , Dave being Richie , Richie being Jon and Tico being Dave ... Oh la la I have ahuge headache now :P
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J-ho as Jon? I don't think so. If Jon were a woman, I'd see him more like a Melissa Etheridge because she is intelligent and writes a lot of great songs. Jennifer puts out some of the worst music ever recorded. Maybe Nancy Wilson (from Heart, not the other one) could play the Richie part. Tori Amos for Dave simply because they're both brilliant players. However, she is really a genius and way too far out there to be as lovable and understood as Dave. I am not insulting Tori Amos. She's amazing. I can't think of a female equivalent of Tico unless it's Cher since they both like to rob the cradle.

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I got to give kudos to allmike for just an abosutely silly topic! It's one of the funniest thing I've ever seen!

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