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Old 10-03-2004, 11:08 PM
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Default very very very bad Oasis joke!

have you heard of Oasis Soup?



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u gota roll with it.



dear god, thats bad.

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Old 10-03-2004, 11:10 PM
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I think we have a winner if there's a worst post award this year
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Old 10-03-2004, 11:41 PM
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yes! *bows*


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Old 10-05-2004, 04:56 PM
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Here these should liven this topic up

Gallagher brother quotes

What's mine is mine and what's Liam's I give him half of." -Noel

"You could say I'm a genius I suppose, quite good-looking as well actually." -Noel

"Why write your own songs when you can use someone else's ?" -Noel

"I hate people who say they only write songs for themselve and if anyone else likes it it's a bonus. If people don't like Oasis they're shit." -Noel

" Call us arrogant if you want I don't care. Just as long as we don't get called Aerosmith." Noel

I love my brother but not as much as much as pot noodles - Noel

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it - Liam

I'm not playing for silly yanks when I aint got a house to live in - Liam

John Lennon thought he was God, I just think i'm John Lennon - Liam

And my personal fave:-

Me and our kid had a scuffle I went home with a black eye, broken nose and a shotgun on me back and me Mum goes "What kind of music you been playing down there?!" - Liam



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Old 10-05-2004, 09:24 PM
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on talking about his childhood heros, he mentions evil knivel, but i'm sure he means the hulk,

interviewer "why did you like him"
Liam " i just admired his.....greeness"


If no-one has seen Live Forever, the DVD i suggest you do, if Noel and Liam were not musicians they would make excellent comedians!!!
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Old 10-05-2004, 09:27 PM
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on talking about his childhood heros, he mentions evil knivel, but i'm sure he means the hulk,

interviewer "why did you like him"
Liam " i just admired his.....greeness"
that is funny .....

I still give him the cutest accent award
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thats because there from the north west every1s like that here right kev?
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thats because there from the north west every1s like that here right kev?
no, kevs balls have dropped
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KEV HAS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

who told you???

u been perving again????
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