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Old 09-26-2003, 10:49 PM
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just heard that apparantly smoking makes ur ass saggy
correct me if im wrong but doesnt jon smoke?
now we all know how famous jon is for his tight butt, so does it mean hes got a chance of it going a bit... well... less firm (shock-horror for all fans of his ass!) ? how much does he smoke per day?
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He smokes a lot but as long as he can sing, who cares? He doesn't sing with his butt.
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He doesn't sing with his butt.
Well,it's an idea...
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What....do you mean ever??? of course not...his ass is going to be tight until he is 150 years old, at which point he will die of overwork, still looking like a 30 year old....get real...he is going to age just like everyone else on the planet...and one, if not all of the band *WILL* go bald....law of averages will see to that. (Dave's already covering!)
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This thread is so funny. I have never heard that about cigarettes making your ass sag. I'll have to tell my friend Colleen--she's so proud of her cute ass. I bet she didn't realize she was risking it's cuteness with every puff.

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are you sure it is true?

Jon still prooves the opposite
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but maybe we should inform, jon, too
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but maybe we should inform, jon, too
I think they should update the Surgeon General's warning to say, "Smoking may cause cancer, emphasema, heart disease, stroke, harm to unborn children and ass sagging." Maybe that's what happened to Richie's ass. He's been smoking for 20+ years, so instead of sagging, his ass just disappeared alltogether! WHY is the ass sagging component of cigarettes not a major news story?! It's probably the government's fault.

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Default saggy ass huh?

I have been smoking for about 17 years and my ass aint sagged yet. I think this is one of those old wives tales besides, jon's ass is way to tight to let it sag. that man can crack a dozen walnuts with that ass, yummy!!!!!
I think that he could bounce a silver dollar off that ass, what do you think?
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