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Old 11-16-2005, 03:10 AM
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"Bon Jovi was born in Kansas and has been a member of Purple Heart ever since he turned twelve. Brought up by two gay father figures who both told him to go out and 'get a job' that would make them proud, he reasoned that the Purple Heart would fulfill the family pride and open up the gates to Val Halla more easily. He is still waiting. After the second world Bon Jovi invented the guitar whilst single handedly brining up 7 adopted sons."

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Old 11-16-2005, 03:55 PM
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sounds like something id write lol
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Old 11-16-2005, 03:58 PM
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sounds like something id write lol
although not quite so coherently.
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:03 PM
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That's exactly why you couldn't write anything like that.

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yes i could im good at bullshitting and windin people up
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:12 PM
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yes i could im good at bullshitting and windin people up
That's what you think. Too bad no one will believe a person who spells like a 3-year old.

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i really can be arsed wasting my time with you
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i really can be arsed wasting my time with you
Admitting it is a first step. Congratulations.


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no i really cant

hes just a nob
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