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Old 11-24-2003, 12:29 AM
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

EDIT: Ok, so dick, prick and cock get censored.

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Old 11-24-2003, 12:34 AM
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That's bullshit you stupid ****er ! cunt ! You arrogant prick !

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Old 11-24-2003, 12:38 AM
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That's bull**** you stupid ******* ******** ! **** ! You arrogant ***** !
Shut up you ************, mr. ***hole ! Learn to respect the ******* rules, you skanky **!

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Old 11-24-2003, 12:43 AM
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Aloha !

Yes censorship really is a great thing.

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Old 11-24-2003, 12:57 AM
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Yes censorship really is a great thing.

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Old 11-24-2003, 03:20 PM
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Why would anyone censor Eric Idle? It would take a sicker mind than his to censor such er.. uplifting prose

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Old 11-24-2003, 07:44 PM
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Old 11-25-2003, 07:51 PM
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Testing moderator powers :P
Testing Laura's lust for editing my post.

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Old 11-26-2003, 12:03 AM
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