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01-24-2004, 03:25 AM
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Places to Visit Across the USA
Alabama
Aimwell Bobo Burnt Corn Eclectic Intercourse Muck City Alaska Chicken Deadhorse Eek Lefthand Bay Nightmute Unalaska Arizona Bagdad (don't tell W. it's there) Boneyard Bootlegger Crossing Bumble Bee Carefree Chloride Floss Goobertown Goodyear Many Farms Nothing Show Low Strong Surprise Three Forks Tuba City Two Guns Why Winkleman Arkansas Bald Knob Beaver Biggers Blue Eye Experiment Fannie Fifty-Six Flippin Gassville Greasy Corner Grubbs Hasty Hooker Magazine Moscow Nuckles Okay Pocahontas Possum Grape Romance Smackover Strawberry Toad Suck Turkey Scratch Umpire Weiner Yellville California 5 Brooks Advance Alliance Arcade Aromas Avocado Badger Badwater Bagdad Bee Rock Bend Bivalve Blunt Booneville Bumblebee Bummerville Cabbage Patch (where babies come from) Cactus Chiquita Clapper Gap Confidence Cool Cow Creek Dairyville Date City Deadman Crossing Deadwood Dixieland (wrong state!) Doghouse Junction (many a man has found himself there) Dogtown Dunmovin (when you're finished with the U-haul) Eureka Fair Play Fallen Leaf False Klamath Forks of Salmon Fort Dick Freedom Fruitland Frying Pan Gas Point Globe Grand Hallelujah Junction (sounds downright Southern!) Hardy Harmony Hellhole Palms Hells Kitchen Honda Honeydew Hooker Idlewild Igo Java Jupiter Keg King Salmon Klondike Last Chance Laws Little Penny Mad River Mormon Bar Mystic Nashville Needles Ono Orange Peanut Plaster City Priest Ragtown Rainbow Rancho Cucamonga Relief Rescue Rice Roads End Rough and Ready Sargent Scarface Secret Town Shrub Siberia Skidoo Sky High Skytop Soapweed Soda Springs Squabbletown Standish Steam Stone Stovepipe Strawberry Sucker Flat Surf Surfside Surprise Tarzana Teakettle Junction Thorn Timbuctoo Toadtown Truths Home Volcano Weed Weedpatch Wimp You Bet Yreka Zzyzx California Spanish Town Name Translations Asuncion (Translation = Assumption) Boca (Translation = Mouth) Bonita (Translation = Beautiful) Chico (Translation = Little Boy) Chula Vista (Translation = Insolent View) Concepcion (Translation = Conception) Escondido (Translation = Hidden) Fortuna (Translation = Fortune) Hacienda Del Florasol (Translation = Ranch of the Sun Flower) Los Gatos (Translation = The Cats) Los Olivos (Translation = The Olive Trees) Los Osos (Translation = The Bears) Mariposa (Translation = Butterfly) Pajaro (Translation = Bird) Palo Verde (Translation = Green Wood) Rancho Llano Seco (Translation = Dry Level Farm) Roblar (Translation = To Rivet) Salinas (Translation = Salt Mines) Sandia (Translation = Watermelon) Soledad (Translation = Solitude) Tierra del Sol (Translation = Land of Sun) Tortuga (Translation = Turtle) Verde (Translation = Green) Colorado Climax Dinosaur Hygiene Last Chance No Name (someone wasn't very creative that day) Parachute Security Tincup Yellow Jacket Connecticut Giants Neck Mianus Moodus Moosup Delaware Blue Ball Cocked Hat Hourglass Little Heaven Florida Christmas Frostproof (that's most of the state) Jupiter Howey-in-the-Hills Kissimmee (right on the lips!) Lorida Mayo Niceville Okahumpka Panacea Plant City Red Head Sopchoppy Two Egg Webster Weeki Wachee Weewahitchka Yeehaw Junction (Hell yeah!) Yellow Water Georgia Between Chickasawhatchee Climax Enigma Cumming Hopeulikit (is that prounounced LIKE it or LICK it hmmmm) Jinks Santa Claus Snapfinger Talking Rock (named in the 60's, I imagine) Hawaii Papa Idaho Beer Bottle Crossing Fruitland Star Illinois Big Foot Prairie Fishhook Grand Detour Kickapoo Metropolis Normal Oblong Paw Paw Roachtown Sandwich Wonder Lake Indiana Acme Ballstown Beanblossom Beehunter Buddha Carefree Fickle Floyds Knobs French Lick Gas City Gnaw Bone Loogootee Munster Pinhook Plainvillle Roachdale Santa Clause Spraytown Steam Corner Surprise Toad Hop Iowa Diagonal Gravity Manly What Cheer (sounds like a fun place) Kansas Admire Beaver Buttermilk Cuba Denmark Gas Holland Hope Jetmore Plainville Ransom Rome Zurich Kentucky Beaver Lick (Oh my) Beefhide Bug Bugtussle Busy Butterfly Combs Crummies Do Stop (Do Keep Going) Drip Rock Dwarf Eighty-eight Hand Shoe Hi Hat Jinks Jugville Lick Fork London Monkey's Eyebrow Mousie Mud Lick (A whole lotta licking going on in KY) Oddville Ogle Ordinary Oven Fork Paint Lick Paris Possum Trot Rabbit Hash Soft Shell Spring Lick (orally fixated state) Typo Uno Louisiana Belcher Bunkie Convent Cut-Off Dry Prong Eros Fort Necessity Goodbee Grosse Tete Jigger Metropolis (probably has a convenience store and 5 houses) Mudville Tickfaw Uncle Sam Waterproof Zylks Maine Bald Head Bath Beans Corner Bingo Dickey Robinhood Maryland Accident Assawoman Bay Boring California Cockeysville Hollywood Pomonkey Secretary Massachusetts Belchertown Braintree Cow Yard (Moo) Dorothy Pond Egypt Gay Head Marblehead Mashpee Sandwich Swampscott Ware (I'm from Ware?) Michigan Bad Axe Christmas Climax Eden Gay Hell Jugville Kalamazoo Olive Branch Paradise Pigeon Pine Stump Junction Podunk Slapneck Minnesota Blue Earth Climax Embarass Fertile Nimrod Nowthen Savage Sleepy Eye Mississippi Alligator Arm Askew Basic Battles Bobo Chunky Coffeeville Cold Water Darling Denmark D'Lo Dragon Eden Egypt Hollywood Hot Coffee Ink It Kokomo Midnight Olive Branch Onward Paris Pelahatchie Pocahontas Possumneck Sanatorium (my friend Susan is from there) Scooba Soso Tie Plant Toomsuba Walls Yazoo Missouri Bean Lake Station Bible Grove Blue Eye Coldwater Conception Enough Fairdealing Fidelity Frankenstein Humansville Licking (wrong state) Mexico Nevada Paris Peculiar Pleasant Hope Reform Roach Romance Sleeper Tightwad Useful Montana Belt Big Arm Eureka Bigfork Big Sky Bitterroot Checkboard Divide Elmo Happy's Inn Hungry Horse Offer Opportunity Outlook Rocky Boy Saint Regis Square Butt (Richie would fit in) Sweetgrass Two-dot Yaak Nebraska Beaver Crossing Colon Fort Crook Loup City Roach Surprise Valentine Wahoo (Cute) Weeping Water Worms Nevada Jackpot Searchlight Weed Heights New Hampshire Berlin Bow Bungy Contoocook Grape Corner Hell Hollow Lost Nation Sandwich Landing Rye New Jersey Bivalve Brick Cheesequake (heee heee) Cherry Hill Cologne Colts Neck (Dave's town made it!) Egg Harbor Good Intent Ho-ho Kus Little Egg Harbor Love Ladies Succasunna New Mexico Elephant Butte (I love it!) Texico Tingle Truth or Consequences (Fun to write your return address there) New York Bath Cat Elbow Corner {  }Climax Florida Gayhead Hicksville Horseheads Neversink Painted Post Place Corners Result Ronkonkoma Surprise Yaphank Yonkers North Carolina Askewville Avon Bahama Bat Cave Bath Big Lick Blowing Rock Bolivia Bunlevel Climax Duck Frog Level Frog Pond Grimesland Gum Neck Horneytown Kill Devil Hills Meat Camp Lizard Lick Speed Tick Bite Toast Welcome Wise Whynot (there's one of those in MS too) North Dakota Antler Colgate Concrete Hoople Voltaire Zap Ohio Ai Blue Ball Climax Fly Hicksville Home Knockemstiff Three Legs Town Tobasco Oklahoma Bowlegs Cookietown (Yum) Frogville Happy Land Hooker Kremlin Okay Pumpkin Center Slapout Slaughterville Oregon Beaver Boring Drain Eureka Half.com (named by a resident of the next town) Idiotville Sodaville Windmaster Corner Zig Zag Pennsylvania Bath Balltown Bath Addition Beaver Beverly Hills Big Beaver Bird-in-Hand Blue Ball California Climax Corner Store Desire Drab Edelman Eighty Four Experiment Fear Not Forty Fort Gravity Hershey Home Indiana Intercourse Jersey Shore King of Prussia Loyalsockville (as opposed to traitorous socks) Mars Moon (On the border of the Pittsburgh Int'l Airport - "Fly me to the moon...") Moscow Nanty Glo New Beaver Ono (what you say in...) Panic Paradise Peach Bottom Pillow Porkey Possum Hollow Pottstown Quiggleville Scalp Level Slate Lick Slippery Rock Transfer Telescope Torpedo Uno Virginville Rhode Island Mooseup Valley Quidnick Quonochontaug Woonsocket South Carolina Coward Due West Little Switzerland Ninetimes Ninety Six North Round O (as opposed to a square O) Six Mile Southern Shops South of the Border Townville Welcome South Dakota Bath Epiphany Faith Farmer Gayville Green Grass Hammer Hitchcock Ideal Igloo Java Kidder Lemmon Oral Parade Peever Porcupine Potato Creek Pringle Pumpkin Center Red Shirt Tolstoy Vienna Wall White Wood Yale Tennessee Blue Goose Bugscuffle Bugtussle Bucksnort Defeated Difficult Disco (surely not) Ducktown Finger Life Nameless Only Paris Smartt (obviously not) Static Sweet Lips Texas Bacon Bean Station Ben Hur Black Jack Canadian China Comfort Converse Cut -n- Shoot Ding Dong Dime Box Earth Echo Energy Flower Mound Grapevine Gun Barrel City Happy Hoop and Holler (love it) Humble Little Hope London Looneyville Marathon Muleshoe Noodle Oatmeal Paint Rock Paris Pointblank Quail Smiley Sour Lake Spur Sugar Land Tarzan Telegraph Telephone Trophy Club Turkey Uncertain Valentine Veribest Waxahachie West Wink Utah Eureka Hurricane Mexican Hat Orangeville Orderville Paradise Plain City Vermont Bread Loaf Mosquitoville Notown Moscow Satans Kingdom (who the hell named that?) Virginia Antlers Bagdad Bane Ben Hur Bosses Bumpass (LOL) Butts California Clam Croaker Cuckoo Delaware Eureka Fourway (2 of them) Fries Frogtown Goochland Hurricane Hurt Jamaica Java Joe Neets Kermit Lick Skillet Lipps Moon Moonlight (2 of them) Mutt Needmore Nuttsville Ontario Ordinary Peach Bottom Shiny Rock Short Pump Simplicity Threeway Washington Forks George Humptulips Index Tukwila Tumtum Tumwater Walla Walla West Virginia Big Chimney Big Ugly (great way to attract tourists) Crum FiveMile Friendly HooHoo Hundred Hurricane Junior Kermit Left Hand Looneyville Lost City Man Nitro Odd Paw Pinch Quick Van War Wisconsin Beetown Embarrass Footville Imalone (I know the feeling) Spread Eagle Ubet Wanderoos Wyoming Baggs Big Sandy Camel Hump Chugwater Cokeville Meeteetse Muddy Gap Point of Rocks Sand Draw
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01-24-2004, 03:29 AM
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hahahahahahaha, I loved.. Winkleman. Spread Eagle, and Nuttsville!
 Ryan
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01-24-2004, 03:41 AM
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i don't think i wanna go anywhere around texas. i just watched the texas chainsaw massacre if you know what i mean.
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01-24-2004, 05:25 AM
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I knew that there was an Intercourse in Pennsylvania but I didn't know there was also one in Alabama
 I live in the town next door to Ho Ho Kus - it's an Indian name. Kathleen
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01-24-2004, 08:40 AM
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Big Ugly (great way to attract tourists)
Near my grand-parents place in France there's a village called Vatan, which sounds like the french phrase for "Go Away". Ponrauil
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01-24-2004, 12:47 PM
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Funny list!!! Some of the names were very... erm... imaginative :P Actually I'd like to visit some of them and send a postcard from there. Must be fun receiving a postcard from Last Chance or Santa Claus (!!!) 
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01-24-2004, 03:16 PM
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Florida
Christmas Frostproof (that's most of the state) Not lately!! There were actually frost warnings for North Florida last night! Jupiter That's where Alan Jackson filmed his video for It's Five O'Clock somewhere. Howey-in-the-Hills Kissimmee (right on the lips!) That's where Disney World is! :P Lorida Mayo Niceville Okahumpka Lot's of American Indian names in our state. Panacea Plant City Strawberry Capital of the world and home to next month's Strawberry Festival! Can't Wait! Red Head Sopchoppy Again, an American Indian Two Egg Webster Weeki Wachee Actually a pretty neat little place. They have an "amusement park" where they have women who dress up like mermaids. LOL. Weewahitchka And another American Indian name. Yeehaw Junction (Hell yeah!) Never heard of it but now I'm really curious. Yellow Water All I can wonder is...why is the water yellow? Kinda like the saying don't ever eat yellow snow.... 
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