Jon's a Handsome Devil, BUT --

Rocknation. Interestingly, I've been watching documentaries on this very topic for a couple of years. Not just this, the banking world has it's own interesting documentaries (Rothschilds) and I throw in some rock n roll documentaries for good measure. Some I take with a pinch of salt (some of David Icke's more surreal theories for example) but even those are fascinating and I like to question and challenge all that we've been led to believe. Looking at things a different way gets the brain working! What you might be interested in, is the birth of the hippy movement and laurel canyon - was it all a CIA operation to distract the youth from the anti-war movement? To give them a different focus? Fascinating and so, so many facts to back that one up. Have a look! It's confusing at first but persevere.


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If that's true, then mission NOT accomplished, LOL! It wouldn't have been in the government's best interests to have an entire generation of youth too drugged to go to Viet Nam. They needed all the healthy cannon fodder they could get -- especially since the drug epidemic quickly became just as prevalent among those who DID go to Viet Nam!

Just when you thought they couldn't possibly get any nuttier...

Cloning? Well, they sure are good at it. I would have sworn the "drastic changes" were due to things like switching musical genres, yo-yo dieting, high or low heels, lipstick, photo retouching, big, small, straightened, curled, extended, or dyed hair, lens filters, skin bleaching, pancake makeup, costume and wardrobe changes, camera flashes and filters, studio lighting, too much eyeliner, and bad plastic surgery. But what would be the point of the Illumi-Nutty making clones?


And now for the bad news: As mentioned earlier, Jon, Taylor Swift, and Rothschild Prince William once performed together. And when Oprah had Bon Jovi on her show in 2005, she told Jon he was the only person she knew who has gone through more hairstyles than her! However, cloning would explain the changes in Jon's voice and waistline on the Asian mini-tour...

The Illumi-Nutties have figured out what happened at the 2015 Miss Universe Beauty pageant:

Steve Harvey, the Boule Masonic Omega (oops, I mean master of ceremonies), introduces the Star Masonic Whores (oops, I contestants), some of who give satanic hand signs (oops, I mean, wiggle their fingers to wave hello).

After the final two contestants wear duality colors (oops, I mean black and white) in the swimsuit competition, they stand on the capstone of the pyramid of Horus (oops, I mean front and center stage on the tip of a triangle). After a pause of nearly twenty seconds (more than enough time for Mr. Harvey to read what was on his index card, which he does for a living as a game show host) Miss Colombia submits to her humiliation ritual: by agreeing to lose the pageant gracefully, she wins a higher status among the sex slaves within the Masonic hierarchy!

About twenty minutes before the crowning, a car ran up on the sidewalk right outside the hotel where the pageant was held, killing one and injuring dozens. The Illumi-Nutties have that figured out, too...

Illumi-nutty alert -- Jon flashing the devils sign!



And remember when these were considered evidence of a crap video recorder?





Shows how much you know -- they're actually evidence of reptilian shapeshifting. Apparently some video cameras can see what the naked eye -- and the pure of heart -- cannot. According to David Icke, who is mentioned by LittleRunaway upthread:
I think I know why The Reptilian Agenda didn't do well at the box office -- it has a 6.5 hour running time and only two camera angles...

This thread is a pretty fun read, because I have rocknation on my ignore list.

Thank you very much, Alpha -- a fun read is exactly what this is supposed to be. Besides, the Illumi-Nutty provide the additional benefit of being so easy to feel superior to!

It got better

Well, that's been the weird thing. Just like with the Chris Christie thread, the minute it seems to be impossible for something even dumber to happen, something even dumber happens!

Gucci Mane works at being a rapper when he's not working at being institutionalized. Since 2000, he's been involved in a dozen incidents that have landed him in either jail or a psych ward (dodging a murder charge along the way). The good news is, his most recent prison gig seems to have been the charm.

His behavior was such that he's been allowed to serve the remaining four months of his sentence at home. He's lost at least 75 pounds, kicked his sizzurp habit, de-emphasized his facial tattoos, renovated his wardrobe, improved his taste in jewelry (including having some removed from his teeth), performed some Eliza Dolittle-type therapy on the way he speaks...and pulled his pants up. Sounds like he's finally gotten his act together, huh? Not to the Illumin-nutties -- they have a more sensible explanation for such a drastic turnaround.



Proof yet again that satire, like assault rifles and electric guitar feedback, is TOO dangerous in the hands of amateurs...