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Old 11-13-2003, 04:20 AM
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Bon Jovi's Penis

"He sounds like he's got a brick dangling from his willy," Paul Lester later remarked of Jon Bon Jovi, "and a food-mixer making purée of his tonsils."
Perhaps Lester was onto something. "Man, if they could make me taller and give me a bigger dick, I'd be into it," Bon Jovi once confessed, and added on another occasion: "I'm hung like a schoolboy. You could cover it with a thimble and have room to spare!"

Saw this on a website earlier. Thought it was pretty funny!

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Old 11-13-2003, 07:09 PM
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I read that as well, they also trashed Rod Stewart I believe.

And the way Jon downtalks his penis, makes me wonder if he's not hung like a bear. I've noticed the more the guy brags about how large it is and how good he is in bed. Well the smaller it is and how he sucks in bed.
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I read that as well, they also trashed Rod Stewart I believe.

And the way Jon downtalks his penis, makes me wonder if he's not hung like a bear. I've noticed the more the guy brags about how large it is and how good he is in bed. Well the smaller it is and how he sucks in bed.
Just a thought.

A friend of mine ,she had back in the 90s a ghuge JBJ poster on her door...it was from the KTF days. And you cann see something really big in Jon's pents....i mean it. I remember laughing my ass of as i first saw it and i asked her if that's the reason she likes (Jon) Bon Jovi.
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Old 11-13-2003, 10:45 PM
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I read that as well, they also trashed Rod Stewart I believe.

And the way Jon downtalks his penis, makes me wonder if he's not hung like a bear. I've noticed the more the guy brags about how large it is and how good he is in bed. Well the smaller it is and how he sucks in bed.
Just a thought.

A friend of mine ,she had back in the 80s a ghuge JBJ poster on her door...it was from the KTF days. And you cann see something really big in Jon's pents....i mean it. I remember laughing my ass of as i first saw it and i asked her if that's the reason she likes (Jon) Bon Jovi.
lol maybe those were some socks just for letting it look like something.

but well 4 kids *g* anyway it`s dorotheas problem not ours lol
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Aloha !

Okay Heather, let's face it. Your boyfriend is gay.

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Old 11-14-2003, 03:10 AM
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Aloha !

Okay Heather, let's face it. Your boyfriend is gay.

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Dude, why are you a ****ing dickhead? I am gay just because I find something funny on the internet? You got serious ****ing issues and I am tired of your ****ing shit. You don't have to give me a hard ****ing time about everything. Just don't ****ing say anything. I am tired of your shit. Stop critizing my posts, and making fun of me. I am glad you got your giggles out but I am really tired of you and your dumbass comments that are trying to make people laugh. I don't like it. So, I ask you to stop.

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Aloha !

Okay Heather, let's face it. Your boyfriend is gay.

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Okay... that was very un-called for. This has nothing to do with the post, you are just trying to cause problems..

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Dude, why are you a **** dickhead? I am gay just because I find something funny on the internet? You got serious **** issues and I am tired of your **** ****. You don't have to give me a hard **** time about everything. Just don't **** say anything. I am tired of your ****. Stop critizing my posts, and making fun of me. I am glad you got your giggles out but I am really tired of you and your dumbass comments that are trying to make people laugh. I don't like it. So, I ask you to stop.
I suppose there may have been a nicer way to put it, but you got your point across...
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Aloha !

Okay Heather, let's face it. Your boyfriend is gay.

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Okay... that was very un-called for. This has nothing to do with the post, you are just trying to cause problems..

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Dude, why are you a **** dickhead? I am gay just because I find something funny on the internet? You got serious **** issues and I am tired of your **** ****. You don't have to give me a hard **** time about everything. Just don't **** say anything. I am tired of your ****. Stop critizing my posts, and making fun of me. I am glad you got your giggles out but I am really tired of you and your dumbass comments that are trying to make people laugh. I don't like it. So, I ask you to stop.
I suppose there may have been a nicer way to put it, but you got your point across...
There could have been... But I guess you just don't understand. I have told him to stop nicely a few times. I just keep getting more mean each time because he still doesn't stop. It has happened now at least 5 times. I am sick of it.

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There is only one more way to tell him to stop and that is to meet him in person and punch him. Which I am not entitled to do.

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Aloha !

Okay Heather, let's face it. Your boyfriend is gay.

Salaam Aleikum,
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Okay... that was very un-called for. This has nothing to do with the post, you are just trying to cause problems..

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Dude, why are you a **** dickhead? I am gay just because I find something funny on the internet? You got serious **** issues and I am tired of your **** ****. You don't have to give me a hard **** time about everything. Just don't **** say anything. I am tired of your ****. Stop critizing my posts, and making fun of me. I am glad you got your giggles out but I am really tired of you and your dumbass comments that are trying to make people laugh. I don't like it. So, I ask you to stop.
I suppose there may have been a nicer way to put it, but you got your point across...
There could have been... But I guess you just don't understand. I have told him to stop nicely a few times. I just keep getting more mean each time because he still doesn't stop. It has happened now at least 5 times. I am sick of it.

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Don't get me wrong... I totally agree with you...
It's just not fair for me to point him out and not say something about your response...but believe me, I see where you are coming from.
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